{"id":107,"date":"2014-05-13T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-13T07:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/05\/13\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-dubnu\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:23:44","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:23:44","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-dubnu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/05\/13\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-dubnu\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v &#8230; dubnu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1184_fashion_fotograf_praha_fotka.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/1184_fashion_fotograf_praha_fotka.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>P\u0159i b\u011bhu se m\u016f\u017eete c\u00edtit jako postava ze seri\u00e1lu.Ta, kterou<br \/>\nzavra\u017ed\u00ed n\u011bkde v ro\u0161t\u00ed, aby hlavn\u00ed hrdinov\u00e9 m\u011bli co vy\u0161et\u0159ovat.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e u\u017e si budete myslet, \u017ee \u017eivot nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt o moc jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed, Zewa vymysl\u00ed <b>splachovac\u00ed ruli\u010dky od toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru<\/b>. Ten pocit, kdy ji prost\u011b lupnete do m\u00edsy, je k nezaplacen\u00ed!<\/li>\n<li>Google m\u011b opravdu zn\u00e1 &#8211; p\u0159i navigov\u00e1n\u00ed mi v\u017edycky p\u0159id\u00e1 <b>deseti minutovou rezervu<\/b> na bloud\u011bn\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e budete soused\u016fm otev\u00edrat s \u0161edou j\u00edlovou maskou na obli\u010dej, budou se v\u00e1s trochu b\u00e1t.<\/li>\n<li>D\u016fvody k tomu m\u00edt r\u00e1da sv\u00e9 poprs\u00ed jsou r\u016fzn\u00e9. Kamar\u00e1dka to m\u00e1 t\u0159eba takhle: &#8220;J\u00e1 m\u00e1m svoje prsa r\u00e1da&#8230; Zakr\u00fdvaj\u00ed mi b\u0159icho.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m p\u0159i pe\u010den\u00ed n\u011bkdo \u0159ekne: &#8220;<b>No jasn\u011b, klidn\u011b to tam narvi v\u0161echno,<\/b>&#8221; v\u011bt\u0161inou to mysl\u00ed ironicky. ( Pamatujte si to, kdy\u017e k pusink\u00e1m dosyp\u00e1v\u00e1te p\u0159es p\u016fl kila cukru. Zabr\u00e1n\u00edte tomu, aby v\u00e1m z nich vznikl karamel.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159i b\u011bhu se m\u016f\u017eete c\u00edtit jako postava ze seri\u00e1lu.Ta, kterou zavra\u017ed\u00ed n\u011bkde v ro\u0161t\u00ed, aby hlavn\u00ed hrdinov\u00e9 m\u011bli co vy\u0161et\u0159ovat. Kdy\u017e u\u017e si budete myslet, \u017ee \u017eivot nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt o moc jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed, Zewa vymysl\u00ed splachovac\u00ed ruli\u010dky od toaletn\u00edho pap\u00edru. Ten pocit, kdy ji prost\u011b lupnete do m\u00edsy, je k nezaplacen\u00ed! Google m\u011b opravdu zn\u00e1 &#8211;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[161,19,175,176,177,129,178],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-beh","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-duben","tag-google","tag-navigace","tag-peceni","tag-prsa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":904,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions\/904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}