{"id":108,"date":"2014-05-08T11:42:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-08T11:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/05\/08\/9-duvodu-proc-je-dobre-byt-par-dni-v\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:24:03","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:24:03","slug":"9-duvodu-proc-je-dobre-byt-par-dni-v","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/05\/08\/9-duvodu-proc-je-dobre-byt-par-dni-v\/","title":{"rendered":"9 d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d je dobr\u00e9 b\u00fdt p\u00e1r dn\u00ed v nemocnici"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Za\u010dalo to t\u00edm, \u017ee mi o v\u00edkendu vysk\u00e1kalo p\u00e1r pup\u00ednk\u016f na tel\u011b. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd velk\u00fd drama. V pond\u011bl\u00ed jsem za\u010dala p\u0159ipom\u00ednat dalmatina a v \u00fater\u00fd nefal\u0161ovan\u00e9ho indi\u00e1na. To u\u017e m\u011b p\u0159im\u011blo ke zm\u011bn\u011b m\u00e9 filosofie, \u017ee t\u011blo si s t\u00edm n\u011bjak mus\u00ed poradit samo, a vydala jsem se k doktorovi. \u010cekala jsem, \u017ee si o mn\u011b bude myslet, \u017ee jsem hypochondr. Naopak se ale rozhodl, \u017ee m\u011b chce je\u0161t\u011b vid\u011bt a musela jsem str\u00e1vit n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed v nemocnici.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-nurses-laughing-hospital.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/funny-nurses-laughing-hospital.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"424\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ale pobyt v nov\u00e9m prost\u0159ed\u00ed je jak stvo\u0159en\u00fd ke sb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00fdch \u017eivotn\u00edch poznatk\u016f. Tak\u017ee jsem vlastn\u011b byla docela r\u00e1da!<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nau\u010dila jsem se nap\u0159\u00edklad, \u017ee:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<ol style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>V \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b se nebudete <b>c\u00edtit jako doma<\/b>, dokud tam nestr\u00e1v\u00edte alespo\u0148 p\u00e1r dn\u00ed v nemocnici. Tak\u017ee Praho, u\u017e i ty jsi ofici\u00e1ln\u011b m\u00fdm domovem!<\/li>\n<li>Zhubnete. Nemocni\u010dn\u00ed j\u00eddlo se ned\u00e1 poz\u0159\u00edt ani p\u0159i nejlep\u0161\u00ed v\u016fli.<\/li>\n<li>Poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b <b>uvid\u00edte v\u00fdchod slunce<\/b>. Ano, tak brzo v\u00e1s sestry vzbud\u00ed, proto\u017ee od \u0161est\u00e9 hodiny rann\u00ed u\u017e v\u00e1m krev evidentn\u011b nepote\u010de.<\/li>\n<li>Sezn\u00e1m\u00edte se se spoustou nov\u00fdch lid\u00ed. Nic nesbli\u017euje tak jako spole\u010dn\u00e9 ne\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>\u010c\u00edm h\u016f\u0159e vypad\u00e1te, t\u00edm hez\u010d\u00ed doktor v\u00e1s bude o\u0161et\u0159ovat. Trochu v\u00edc nate\u010dte v obli\u010deji a t\u0159eba se do\u010dk\u00e1te i <b>Ryana Goslinga<\/b>.<\/li>\n<li>Z\u00edsk\u00e1te dobr\u00e9 konverza\u010dn\u00ed t\u00e9ma a univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fdmluvu. (&#8220;V\u00ed\u0161, drah\u00fd, j\u00e1 jsem to n\u00e1dob\u00ed neumyla, proto\u017ee jsem se te\u010f vr\u00e1tila z NEMOCNICE!&#8221;)<\/li>\n<li>Nemus\u00edte vybalovat v\u011bci, kter\u00e9 jste m\u011bli o v\u00edkendu na chat\u011b. Prost\u011b si je jen p\u0159evezete do nemocnice. Tomu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m <b>efektivn\u00ed vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed \u010dasu<\/b>!<\/li>\n<li>Kone\u010dn\u011b budete m\u00edt \u010das zkotrolovat na Facebooku profily v\u0161ech va\u0161ich zn\u00e1m\u00fdch.<\/li>\n<li>Budete se c\u00edtit tak <b>\u017e\u00e1dan\u00ed jako nikdy v \u017eivot\u011b<\/b>. Dokto\u0159i v\u00e1s budou p\u0159emlouvat, abyste v\u017edycky z\u016fstali je\u0161t\u011b o jeden den d\u00fdl. K\u00e9\u017e by to tak d\u011blali i p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9, k nim\u017e chod\u00edte na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Kdy jste naposledy byli v nemocnici vy? A co za skv\u011bl\u00e9 v\u011bci jste se dozv\u011bd\u011bli?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Za\u010dalo to t\u00edm, \u017ee mi o v\u00edkendu vysk\u00e1kalo p\u00e1r pup\u00ednk\u016f na tel\u011b. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd velk\u00fd drama. V pond\u011bl\u00ed jsem za\u010dala p\u0159ipom\u00ednat dalmatina a v \u00fater\u00fd nefal\u0161ovan\u00e9ho indi\u00e1na. To u\u017e m\u011b p\u0159im\u011blo ke zm\u011bn\u011b m\u00e9 filosofie, \u017ee t\u011blo si s t\u00edm n\u011bjak mus\u00ed poradit samo, a vydala jsem se k doktorovi. \u010cekala jsem, \u017ee si o mn\u011b&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[71,179,180,181],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala","tag-alergie","tag-hospitalizace","tag-nemocnice","tag-zoufala-pozitiva"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}