{"id":113,"date":"2014-03-09T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-09T20:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/03\/09\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-unoru\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:24:47","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:24:47","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-unoru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/03\/09\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-unoru\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v &#8230; \u00fanoru"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: justify;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1158.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/1158.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Kdy\u017e se chce \u010dlov\u011bk vyl\u00e9\u010dit z ang\u00edny, mus\u00ed nosit podprsenku. Mamka: &#8220;A mus\u00ed\u0161 m\u00edt teplo na prsa!&#8221;<br \/>\nJ\u00e1: &#8220;<b>Neboj, podprsenku nos\u00edm<\/b>.&#8221;Mamka: &#8220;Vychovala jsem t\u011b dob\u0159e.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u017de zvolit oble\u010den\u00ed, kter\u00e9 bude skr\u00fdvat va\u0161e nedostatky, je snaz\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e se na prvn\u00ed pohled zd\u00e1. Kamar\u00e1dka v tom m\u00e1 jasno: &#8220;Tak jsem si na ten ples vzala \u0161aty s takov\u00fdm v\u00fdst\u0159ihem, aby mi nikdo nekoukal na \u0161peky na b\u0159i\u0161e.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pokud by existovala sout\u011b\u017e &#8220;Najdi nejprotivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho praktick\u00e9ho l\u00e9ka\u0159e&#8221;, vyhr\u00e1la bych na pln\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1\u0159e.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bydlet na okraji Prahy m\u00e1 jednu nespornou v\u00fdhodu: v metru p\u0159e\u010dtete <b>opravdu hodn\u011b<\/b> kn\u00ed\u017eek.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">K nov\u00e9mu internetbankingu od mBank by m\u011bli za\u010d\u00edt d\u00e1vat \u0161kolen\u00ed. Str\u00e1vit<br \/>\npatn\u00e1ct minut hled\u00e1n\u00edm p\u0159eddefinovan\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edjemc\u016f moc efektivn\u00ed nen\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Z tvrd\u00e9ho sv\u011btla v kabink\u00e1ch by <b>m\u011bla celulitidu i lahev od v\u00edna<\/b>.<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">M\u00e9 mlad\u0161\u00ed j\u00e1 v\u011bd\u011blo, co d\u011bl\u00e1, kdy\u017e pro jistotu pilo b\u00edl\u00e9 v\u00edno. Na rozd\u00edl<br \/>\nod \u010derven\u00e9ho ned\u011bl\u00e1 fleky na nov\u00fdch ko\u0161il\u00edch, kabelk\u00e1ch a zdech kav\u00e1ren.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Co jste se v \u00fanoru nau\u010dili vy? <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e se chce \u010dlov\u011bk vyl\u00e9\u010dit z ang\u00edny, mus\u00ed nosit podprsenku. Mamka: &#8220;A mus\u00ed\u0161 m\u00edt teplo na prsa!&#8221; J\u00e1: &#8220;Neboj, podprsenku nos\u00edm.&#8221;Mamka: &#8220;Vychovala jsem t\u011b dob\u0159e.&#8221; \u017de zvolit oble\u010den\u00ed, kter\u00e9 bude skr\u00fdvat va\u0161e nedostatky, je snaz\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e se na prvn\u00ed pohled zd\u00e1. Kamar\u00e1dka v tom m\u00e1 jasno: &#8220;Tak jsem si na ten ples vzala \u0161aty s&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[187,188,19,189,190],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-angina","tag-celulitida","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-podprsenky","tag-vystrihy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":917,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}