{"id":118,"date":"2014-01-08T11:11:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T11:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-prosinci\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:33:57","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:33:57","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-prosinci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/01\/08\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-prosinci\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v … prosinci"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \u017de leto\u0161n\u00ed V\u00e1noce bych mohla shrnout ve t\u0159ech slovech: v\u00edno, \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00e9, slivovice. Na shrnut\u00ed Silvestra bych jich pot\u0159ebovala pon\u011bkud v\u00edc<\/b>.<\/li>\n
  2. \u017de velk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st rodi\u010d\u016f ze sv\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed tajn\u011b tou\u017e\u00ed vychovat epileptiky. Jak jinak byste si vysv\u011btlili ta bl\u00e1zniv\u011b blikaj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u011bt\u00fdlka za okny?<\/li>\n
  3. \u017de p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed V\u00e1noce nesm\u00edm kupovat j\u00eddlo jako d\u00e1rky<\/b>. Je zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9 riziko, \u017ee ho sn\u00edm, ne\u017e ho stihnu n\u011bkomu v\u011bnovat.<\/li>\n
  4. \u017de kdy\u017e nejedu vlakem, abych p\u0159ijela v\u010das, zasekne se p\u0159ed Invalidovnou metro a m\u00e1lem nestihnu autobus. Ten se pak ale cestou stejn\u011b rozbije, tak\u017ee je to \u00fapln\u011b jedno.<\/li>\n
  5. \u017de je mo\u017en\u00e9 zabloudit na V\u00e1clav\u00e1ku<\/b>. S GPS. Dvakr\u00e1t.<\/li>\n
  6. \u017de nejlep\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st pe\u010den\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho cukrov\u00ed je ta, kdy u\u017edibujete t\u011bsto.<\/li>\n
  7. \u017de zaru\u010den\u00fd recept na navozen\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed n\u00e1lady je sn\u00eddat ka\u017ed\u00fd den u\u017e od patn\u00e1ct\u00e9ho prosince<\/b> v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed cukrov\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  8. \u017de se na to mus\u00ed p\u0159es postel:<\/b> J\u00e1 na prodava\u010de v Ikea : “Jak se dostanu ke stol\u016fm?” On: “Sle\u010dno, to mus\u00edte p\u0159es postel. Jinak se nikam nedostanete.”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Co za \u017eivot m\u011bn\u00edc\u00ed a o\u010di otev\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1le\u017eitosti jste se v prosinci nau\u010dili vy? <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    \u017de leto\u0161n\u00ed V\u00e1noce bych mohla shrnout ve t\u0159ech slovech: v\u00edno, \u0161ampa\u0148sk\u00e9, slivovice. Na shrnut\u00ed Silvestra bych jich pot\u0159ebovala pon\u011bkud v\u00edc. \u017de velk\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st rodi\u010d\u016f ze sv\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed tajn\u011b tou\u017e\u00ed vychovat epileptiky. Jak jinak byste si vysv\u011btlili ta bl\u00e1zniv\u011b blikaj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u011bt\u00fdlka za okny? \u017de p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed V\u00e1noce nesm\u00edm kupovat j\u00eddlo jako d\u00e1rky. Je zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9 riziko, \u017ee ho…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":243,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[19,203,204,205,130],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-darky","tag-gps","tag-prosinec","tag-vanoce"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":931,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/931"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}