{"id":120,"date":"2013-12-23T15:50:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/12\/23\/ten-nejlepsi-darek-k-vanocu\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:34:42","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:34:42","slug":"ten-nejlepsi-darek-k-vanocu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/12\/23\/ten-nejlepsi-darek-k-vanocu\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten nejlep\u0161\u00ed d\u00e1rek k V\u00e1noc\u016fm"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/je9cow0c.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/je9cow0c.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"428\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><b>U\u017e n\u011bjakou dobu mi to vrt\u00e1 v hlav\u011b:<\/b><\/div>\n<ol style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<li>Pro\u010d se bere jako automatick\u00e9, \u017ee si \u017eeny budou holit nohy, podpa\u017e\u00ed a intimn\u00ed partie?<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u010d po mu\u017e\u00edch nechceme, aby tak\u00e9 chodili v podpatc\u00edch?<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u010d na sebe mus\u00edme patlat milion kr\u00e9m\u016f, s\u00e9r a masek, kdy\u017e mu\u017ei vypadaj\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b i p\u0159esto, \u017ee si vysta\u010d\u00ed s deodorantem a sprchov\u00fdm gelem?<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u010d se o \u017een\u00e1ch \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee nejsou vtipn\u00e9?<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u010d si neprosad\u00edme, \u017ee i my jsme s rostouc\u00edm v\u011bkem kr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a m\u00e1me v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed charisma?<\/li>\n<li>Pro\u010d se tak m\u00e1lo z n\u00e1s c\u00edt\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Mil\u00e9 d\u00e1my, co takhle si letos k V\u00e1noc\u016fm ned\u00e1vat oble\u010den\u00ed a kosmetiku, ale nad\u011blit si <b>l\u00e1sku a respekt<\/b> k sob\u011b sam\u00e9? Ho\u010fme za hlavu stereotypy, \u017ee \u017eena mus\u00ed b\u00fdt k\u0159ehk\u00e9 stvo\u0159en\u00ed bez n\u00e1zoru, ta v\u00e1\u017en\u00e1, kter\u00e1 um\u00ed va\u0159it a p\u00e9ct, je v\u017edy perfektn\u011b nakreslen\u00e1 a p\u0159ed t\u0159ic\u00edtkou stihne m\u00edt skv\u011blou kari\u00e9ru a porodit alespo\u0148 jednoho potomka.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Vyka\u0161leme se na to, \u017ee je doma nepo\u0159\u00e1dek, nen\u00ed nape\u010deno a d\u00e1rky jsme sh\u00e1n\u011bly na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli. M\u00edsto toho si sedn\u011bme, nalijme si sklenku whisky a <b>d\u011blejme, co se n\u00e1m zl\u00edb\u00ed<\/b>. Seb\u011bv\u011bdom\u00ed a sebel\u00e1ska je opravdu to nejlep\u0161\u00ed, co si letos m\u016f\u017eeme nad\u011blit. A je to p\u0159ita\u017eliv\u00e9 mnohem v\u00edc, ne\u017e \u010derstv\u011b nato\u010den\u00e1 hlava a manik\u00fara od Vietnamc\u016f!<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u0160\u0165astn\u00e9 a vesel\u00e9!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>U\u017e n\u011bjakou dobu mi to vrt\u00e1 v hlav\u011b: Pro\u010d se bere jako automatick\u00e9, \u017ee si \u017eeny budou holit nohy, podpa\u017e\u00ed a intimn\u00ed partie? Pro\u010d po mu\u017e\u00edch nechceme, aby tak\u00e9 chodili v podpatc\u00edch? Pro\u010d na sebe mus\u00edme patlat milion kr\u00e9m\u016f, s\u00e9r a masek, kdy\u017e mu\u017ei vypadaj\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b i p\u0159esto, \u017ee si vysta\u010d\u00ed s deodorantem a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[325],"tags":[207,130,208],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-k-zamysleni","tag-trocha-feminismu","tag-vanoce","tag-zenska-krasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":936,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}