{"id":124,"date":"2013-11-27T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/11\/27\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-listopadu\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:41:15","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:41:15","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-listopadu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/11\/27\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-listopadu\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v &#8230; listopadu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/listopad-1024x683.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/listopad-1024x683.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" border=\"0\" \/>\u00a0<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>To, \u017ee j\u00edte k ob\u011bdu \u010dokol\u00e1du, neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee jste l\u00edn\u00ed j\u00edt na n\u00e1kup, ale \u017ee si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1te \u017eivota!<\/li>\n<li>Ka\u0161m\u00edrov\u00fd svetr v sob\u011b m\u00e1 sice jen 5% ka\u0161m\u00edru a \u0161unkov\u00e1 pizza 0,5% \u0161unky. Ale obchodn\u00edci aspo\u0148 d\u00edky tomu maj\u00ed 100%n\u00ed zisky.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e zdravotn\u00ed sestra \u0159ekne: &#8220;Za minutku jsem u V\u00e1s,&#8221; znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee v \u010dek\u00e1rn\u011b ztvrdnete t\u0159i \u010dtvrt\u011b hodiny.<\/li>\n<li>Na opraven\u00ed odpadn\u00ed trubky od z\u00e1chodu je t\u0159eba \u0161est lid\u00ed. P\u011bt se p\u0159ijde pod\u00edvat, ne\u017e to jeden kone\u010dn\u011b oprav\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>Nen\u00ed od v\u011bci nosit do baz\u00e9nu va\u0161e br\u00fdle. Nestane se, \u017ee si spletete, s k\u00fdm flirtujete.<\/li>\n<li>Po hl\u00e1\u0161ce: &#8220;A v\u00ed\u0161, z \u010deho se d\u011blaj\u00ed vaj\u00ed\u010dka?&#8221;, na j\u00eddlo z Mc Donalds p\u0159ejde chu\u0165.<\/li>\n<li>WiFi v Pendolinu funguje jen, kdy\u017e je sign\u00e1l. Co\u017e znamen\u00e1, kdy\u017e stoj\u00edte na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed v Praze. Praktick\u00e9.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Co jste se nau\u010dili vy? <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 To, \u017ee j\u00edte k ob\u011bdu \u010dokol\u00e1du, neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee jste l\u00edn\u00ed j\u00edt na n\u00e1kup, ale \u017ee si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1te \u017eivota! Ka\u0161m\u00edrov\u00fd svetr v sob\u011b m\u00e1 sice jen 5% ka\u0161m\u00edru a \u0161unkov\u00e1 pizza 0,5% \u0161unky. Ale obchodn\u00edci aspo\u0148 d\u00edky tomu maj\u00ed 100%n\u00ed zisky. Kdy\u017e zdravotn\u00ed sestra \u0159ekne: &#8220;Za minutku jsem u V\u00e1s,&#8221; znamen\u00e1 to, \u017ee v \u010dek\u00e1rn\u011b&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":228,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[19,215,147,216,217],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-flirtovani","tag-mc-donalds","tag-pendolino","tag-wifi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":946,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/946"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/228"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}