{"id":126,"date":"2013-11-15T20:53:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-15T20:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/11\/15\/jak-jsem-potrebovala-instalatera\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:42:58","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:42:58","slug":"jak-jsem-potrebovala-instalatera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/11\/15\/jak-jsem-potrebovala-instalatera\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem pot\u0159ebovala instalat\u00e9ra"},"content":{"rendered":"
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To se takhle vr\u00e1t\u00edm z akce ve dv\u011b hodiny r\u00e1no a jedin\u00e9, na co se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, je to, \u017ee budu moct sp\u00e1t a\u017e do osmi. V p\u016fl \u0161est\u00e9 r\u00e1no ale zjist\u00edm, \u017ee tak r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 to rozhodn\u011b nebude. Nejd\u0159\u00edv si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se mi to jenom zd\u00e1 a sna\u017e\u00edm se to ignorovat. Tou dobou m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b soukromou p\u016fnoc. Ale zu\u0159iv\u00e9 bu\u0161en\u00ed na dve\u0159e neust\u00e1v\u00e1.<\/div>\n
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Vy\u017eenu tedy p\u0159\u00edtele z postele, aby se \u0161el pod\u00edvat, co je to za bl\u00e1zna, a dozv\u00edd\u00e1m se, \u017ee sousedce \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b vyt\u00e1p\u00edme byt. Zavol\u00e1m instalat\u00e9ra, zhruba mu pop\u00ed\u0161u, co se d\u011bje (“Tady jsou n\u011bjak\u00fd trubky a te\u010de p\u0159es n\u011b voda.” “Jak\u00fd trubky?” “No, \u0161ediv\u00fd.”), a on sl\u00edb\u00ed, \u017ee do hodinky p\u0159ijede.<\/div>\n
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Stihnu se v klidu nasn\u00eddat, zacvi\u010dit si, um\u00fdt n\u00e1dob\u00ed, pov\u011bsit pr\u00e1dlo a odpov\u011bd\u011bt na ve\u0161kerou korespondenci. V p\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00e9 mi za\u010dne b\u00fdt trochu divn\u00e9, \u017ee tu je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed. Vol\u00e1m tedy znovu. Z instalat\u00e9ra vyleze, \u017ee\u00a0 m\u00e1 vlastn\u011b na starost n\u011bjakou velkou zak\u00e1zku a \u017ee k n\u00e1m to nestihne. Zn\u00ed p\u0159i tom, jako by vyzrazoval st\u00e1tn\u00ed tajemstv\u00ed, tak\u017ee pozn\u00e1mku o tom, \u017ee to mohl \u0159\u00edct rovnou r\u00e1no, si nech\u00e1v\u00e1m pro sebe.<\/div>\n
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Vol\u00e1m n\u011bkomu dal\u0161\u00edmu. A ten skute\u010dn\u011b do hodiny p\u0159ijede. Uk\u00e1\u017eu mu trubky na z\u00e1chod\u011b, on velice v\u00fdznamn\u011b pok\u00fdvne hlavou, aby cel\u00e9 z\u00e1vad\u011b dodal na po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9m v\u00fdznamu,\u00a0 a pust\u00ed se do pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n

O\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee to bude podobn\u011b zdlouhav\u00e9, jako kdy\u017e jsem se ho sna\u017eila dostat do bytu. Ale to se pletu. Neub\u011bhne ani deset minut a instalat\u00e9r u\u017e vypisuje fakturu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

“Dva tis\u00edce, mlad\u00e1 pan\u00ed.”<\/div>\n
Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edcn\u011b na n\u011bj vykul\u00edm o\u010di. Za deset minut pr\u00e1ce?<\/div>\n
Instalat\u00e9r z m\u00e9 mimiky pochop\u00ed, \u017ee se mi to nel\u00edb\u00ed, a tak hned dod\u00e1v\u00e1: “To v\u00edte, havarijn\u00ed v\u00fdjezd.”<\/div>\n
“Po p\u011bti hodin\u00e1ch?”<\/div>\n
“No, j\u00e1 tu byl do hodiny,” usad\u00ed m\u011b a nat\u00e1hne ruku pro pen\u00edze.<\/div>\n
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Neochotn\u011b zaplat\u00edm a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee od instalat\u00e9rsk\u00fdch probl\u00e9m\u016f budu m\u00edt zase na n\u011bkolik let klid.<\/div>\n
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Ale…<\/span><\/div>\n
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O m\u011bs\u00edc pozd\u011bji<\/b><\/div>\n
Je sobota. P\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00e9 ve\u010der. Sed\u00edm na gau\u010di zachumlan\u00e1 do deky, \u010dtu kn\u00ed\u017eku a koketuju s my\u0161lenkou, \u017ee usnu. Ozve se zabu\u0161en\u00ed na dve\u0159e. Sousedka. Vyt\u00e1p\u00edme j\u00ed byt.<\/div>\n
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Jdu zkontrolovat, jak je to mo\u017en\u00e9. Instalat\u00e9r trubku sice opravil, ale t\u00edm zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee horn\u00ed a doln\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st spoje, kde to net\u011bsnilo, oblepil slabou\u010dk\u00fdmi prou\u017eky izola\u010dn\u00ed p\u00e1sky. Oprava za dva tis\u00edce jak bejk.<\/div>\n
A sv\u011bte div se, doln\u00ed prou\u017ee\u010dek se odlepil!<\/div>\n
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P\u0159\u00edtel vol\u00e1 instalat\u00e9rovi. Na \u010d\u00edslo, kter\u00e9 by m\u011blo b\u00fdt dostupn\u00e9 nonstop. Ale jedin\u00e9, co se z druh\u00e9 strany ozve, je: “Volan\u00fd \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edk je nedostupn\u00fd. Zavolejte pros\u00edm pozd\u011bji.”<\/div>\n
Zji\u0161\u0165uji, \u017ee v\u00edc p\u0159ekvapen\u00e1 bych byla, kdybychom se skute\u010dn\u011b dovolali.<\/div>\n
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Je n\u00e1m jasn\u00e9, \u017ee sousedka by n\u00e1s pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b zabila, kdyby j\u00ed cel\u00fd v\u00edkend p\u0159es strop prokap\u00e1vala voda. Ak\u010dn\u011b jedeme do Globusu a v posledn\u00edch minut\u00e1ch p\u0159ed zav\u00edrac\u00ed dobou se n\u00e1m povede uko\u0159istit n\u011bkolik druh\u016f izola\u010dn\u00edch p\u00e1sek.<\/div>\n
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Zbytek ve\u010dera pak tr\u00e1v\u00edme velice romanticky na z\u00e1chod\u011b postupn\u00fdm oblepov\u00e1n\u00edm odpadn\u00ed trubky. No \u0159ekn\u011bte, co v\u00edc si \u010dlov\u011bk o v\u00edkendu m\u016f\u017ee p\u0159\u00e1t? Sed\u011bt p\u0159itulen\u00ed na gau\u010di a za sv\u011btla sv\u00ed\u010dek pop\u00edjet \u010derven\u00e9 v\u00edno? Nad z\u00e1chodovou m\u00edsou se p\u0159ece m\u016f\u017eete tulit \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b!<\/div>\n
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V pond\u011bl\u00ed mi mil\u00fd pan instalat\u00e9r po telefonu ozn\u00e1m\u00ed, \u017ee reklamaci na “opravu” v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b nep\u0159ijme. A \u017ee se pr\u00fd mus\u00ed vym\u011bnit cel\u00e9 trubky, a\u0165 si to laskav\u011b domluv\u00edme s bytov\u00fdm dru\u017estvem.<\/div>\n
Ne\u017e stihnu p\u0159esn\u011b artikulovat sv\u016fj vztek a nespokojenost, instalat\u00e9r telefon pokl\u00e1d\u00e1.<\/div>\n
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Vol\u00e1m tedy majiteli bytu, aby se rozhodl, co s t\u00edm bude cht\u00edt d\u011blat.<\/div>\n
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Majitel se na to p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pod\u00edvat. V\u00fdznamn\u011b k\u00fdve hlavou a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee to d\u00e1 v\u011bd\u011bt p\u0159edsedovi dru\u017estva.<\/div>\n
P\u0159edseda dru\u017estva se na to p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pod\u00edvat. V\u00fdznamn\u011b k\u00fdve hlavou a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee to d\u00e1 v\u011bd\u011bt instalat\u00e9rovi.<\/div>\n
Instalat\u00e9r se na to p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pod\u00edvat. V\u00fdznamn\u011b k\u00fdve hlavou a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee to d\u00e1 v\u011bd\u011bt jin\u00fdm instalat\u00e9r\u016fm.<\/div>\n
Jin\u00ed instalat\u00e9\u0159i se na to p\u0159ij\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed pod\u00edvat. V\u00fdznamn\u011b k\u00fdvou hlavou a \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee b\u011bhem n\u011bkolika dn\u016f to p\u0159ijedou opravit.<\/div>\n
\nHeur\u00e9ka!\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n
Trubky n\u00e1m na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed opravili. Ale douf\u00e1m, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b nebudou muset m\u011bnit t\u0159eba elektrick\u00e9 rozvody. Takov\u00fd n\u00e1por lid\u00ed bych asi nezvl\u00e1dla.<\/b><\/div>\n
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To se takhle vr\u00e1t\u00edm z akce ve dv\u011b hodiny r\u00e1no a jedin\u00e9, na co se t\u011b\u0161\u00edm, je to, \u017ee budu moct sp\u00e1t a\u017e do osmi. V p\u016fl \u0161est\u00e9 r\u00e1no ale zjist\u00edm, \u017ee tak r\u016f\u017eov\u00e9 to rozhodn\u011b nebude. Nejd\u0159\u00edv si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se mi to jenom zd\u00e1 a sna\u017e\u00edm se to ignorovat. Tou dobou m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[128,221,26,211,222,223],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala","tag-fejeton","tag-instalater","tag-jak-jsem","tag-kovbojka","tag-reklamace","tag-ze-zivota-bohuzel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":954,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions\/954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}