{"id":130,"date":"2013-10-22T20:48:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T20:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/10\/22\/jak-jsem-hrala-sachy\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:43:52","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:43:52","slug":"jak-jsem-hrala-sachy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/10\/22\/jak-jsem-hrala-sachy\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem hr\u00e1la \u0161achy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e730_ice_speed_chess_set.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/e730_ice_speed_chess_set.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"578\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><b>M\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m zaru\u010dit, \u017ee kdy\u017e vylezete po dvou hodin\u00e1ch ze saun, zabal\u00edte se do m\u011bkk\u00fdch \u017eupan\u016f, d\u00e1te si mojito a m\u00edsto \u010clov\u011b\u010de, nezlob se rozehrajete partii \u0161ach\u016f, budete se c\u00edtit jako ti nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed intelektu\u00e1lov\u00e9.<\/b><br \/>\n<b>Tedy dokud u toho neza\u010dnete mluvit&#8230; <\/b><\/p>\n<p>J\u00e1 pot\u00e9, co jsem \u0161est tah\u016f zabila t\u00edm, \u017ee jsem ut\u00edkala s kon\u011bm: &#8220;<span class=\"null\">Toho kon\u011b bych nejrad\u0161i jen tak z principu utratila.&#8221;<\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"null\">Sestra: &#8220;Neboj, brzo p\u016fjde na sal\u00e1m.&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"null\">J\u00e1, kdy\u017e jsem p\u0159i\u0161la o d\u00e1mu: &#8220;<\/span><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Se ti to s tou tvoj\u00ed \u010darod\u011bjnici machruje, co?&#8221;<\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Sestra: &#8220;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Je mi jasn\u00fd, \u017ee bys ob\u011btovala i kr\u00e1le, jen abys mi j\u00ed taky zamordovala.<span class=\"emoticon emoticon_grin\" title=\":D\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">J\u00e1: &#8220;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na tvoj\u00ed taktice a strategii.&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Sestra: &#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/span><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Tu se nikdy nedozv\u00ed\u0161 &#8230; proto\u017ee neexistuje.<span class=\"emoticon emoticon_grin\" title=\":D\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span> <\/span>\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">Sestra, kdy\u017e jsem nesmysln\u011b ob\u011btovala svoj\u00ed d\u00e1mu: &#8220;Takov\u00e1 drama queen!&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"null\"><span class=\"null\">J\u00e1, kdy\u017e sestra z\u00edskala druhou d\u00e1mu: &#8220;<\/span><\/span><span class=\"null\">Hele, kdy\u017e kr\u00e1l dojde do c\u00edle, m\u016f\u017eu ho taky za n\u011bco vym\u011bnit?<span class=\"emoticon emoticon_grin\" title=\":D\">&#8220;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"null\"><b><span class=\"null\">Schv\u00e1ln\u011b, jestli uhodnete, kdo vyhr\u00e1l?\u00a0<\/span><\/b> <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u016f\u017eu v\u00e1m zaru\u010dit, \u017ee kdy\u017e vylezete po dvou hodin\u00e1ch ze saun, zabal\u00edte se do m\u011bkk\u00fdch \u017eupan\u016f, d\u00e1te si mojito a m\u00edsto \u010clov\u011b\u010de, nezlob se rozehrajete partii \u0161ach\u016f, budete se c\u00edtit jako ti nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed intelektu\u00e1lov\u00e9. 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