{"id":133,"date":"2013-10-10T14:51:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-10T14:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/10\/10\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-srpnu-taky-zari\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:44:56","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:44:56","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-srpnu-taky-zari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/10\/10\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-srpnu-taky-zari\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v srpnu a taky z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed – dvojit\u00e1 d\u00e1vka moudrosti!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. \u017de po barven\u00ed vlas\u016f to v koupeln\u011b v\u017edycky vypad\u00e1, jako kdyby tam do\u0161lo k brut\u00e1ln\u00ed vra\u017ed\u011b a ne pouze k nevinn\u00e9mu zkr\u00e1\u0161lov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  2. \u017de kdy\u017e p\u016fjdete do optiky s prsty a br\u00fdlemi naprosto zapatlan\u00fdmi od vte\u0159inov\u00e9ho lepidla, bude to docela poni\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek.<\/li>\n
  3. \u017de neexistuje moc lep\u0161\u00edch zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak za\u010d\u00edt den, ne\u017e s hysterick\u00fdm bu\u0161en\u00edm na dve\u0159e sousedkou, kter\u00e9 vyt\u00e1p\u00edme b\u00fdt.<\/li>\n
  4. \u017de i od zuba\u0159ky m\u016f\u017eete sly\u0161et n\u011bco, co ne\u010dek\u00e1te: “D\u00e1m v\u00e1m tohle. To je fakt dobr\u00fd matro\u0161.”<\/li>\n
  5. \u017de trp\u011blivost m\u00e1 sv\u00e9 hranice. Pr\u016fm\u011brn\u00fd spolujezdec nap\u0159\u00edklad vydr\u017e\u00ed nekomentovat to, \u017ee jste st\u00e1le nep\u0159edjeli toho cyklistu p\u0159ed v\u00e1mi, m\u00e9n\u011b ne\u017e dvacet minut.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    Srpen byl tak\u00e9 velice pou\u010dn\u00fd. Nau\u010dila jsem se:<\/div>\n
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    1. \u017de fu\u010d\u00ed-li vichr, je vhodn\u00e9 p\u0159i v\u011b\u0161en\u00ed pr\u00e1dla pou\u017e\u00edvat kol\u00edky. Nebudete pak muset oble\u010den\u00ed hledat po \u0161ir\u00e9m okol\u00ed.<\/li>\n
    2. \u017de ten pocit, kdy lov\u00edte n\u011bco barevn\u00e9ho ze schr\u00e1nky a zjist\u00edte, \u017ee to nejsou otravn\u00e9 let\u00e1ky ale pohled, je prost\u011b skv\u011bl\u00fd!<\/li>\n
    3. \u017de sobotn\u00ed sn\u00eddan\u011b v posteli jsou jedn\u00edm z mnoha d\u016fvod\u016f, pro\u010d se nikdy nesm\u00ed zru\u0161it v\u00edkendy!<\/li>\n
    4. \u017de p\u0159\u00edslov\u00ed: “S chut\u00ed do toho a p\u016fl je hotovo,” p\u0159i cvi\u010den\u00ed rozhodn\u011b neplat\u00ed. Jinak bych to s \u00fasm\u011bvem mohla po t\u0159iceti minut\u00e1ch zabalit.<\/li>\n
    5. \u017de stejn\u011b neadekv\u00e1tn\u011b jako j\u00e1 v pneuservisu se mus\u00ed c\u00edtit snad u\u017e jen chlapi na gynekologii.<\/li>\n
    6. \u017de jeden den p\u00edchnout pneumatiku a druh\u00fd nabourat v autobuse vy\u017eaduje zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed d\u00e1vku \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed.<\/li>\n
    7. \u017de kytky m\u016f\u017eou zvadnout proto, \u017ee je moc zal\u00e9v\u00e1te.<\/li>\n
    8. \u017de brit\u0161t\u00ed seri\u00e1lov\u00e9 hrdinov\u00e9 um\u00edraj\u00ed jinak ne\u017e ameri\u010dt\u00ed. Nemaj\u00ed posledn\u00ed slova, nejde je na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli z\u00e1zra\u010dn\u011b zachr\u00e1nit a p\u0159i jejich odchodu na onen sv\u011bt nehraje patetick\u00e1 hudba.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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      \u017de po barven\u00ed vlas\u016f to v koupeln\u011b v\u017edycky vypad\u00e1, jako kdyby tam do\u0161lo k brut\u00e1ln\u00ed vra\u017ed\u011b a ne pouze k nevinn\u00e9mu zkr\u00e1\u0161lov\u00e1n\u00ed. \u017de kdy\u017e p\u016fjdete do optiky s prsty a br\u00fdlemi naprosto zapatlan\u00fdmi od vte\u0159inov\u00e9ho lepidla, bude to docela poni\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1\u017eitek. \u017de neexistuje moc lep\u0161\u00edch zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak za\u010d\u00edt den, ne\u017e s hysterick\u00fdm bu\u0161en\u00edm na dve\u0159e…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[238,19,239,231],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-barveni-vlasu","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-snidane-v-posteli","tag-zubar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":978,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}