{"id":141,"date":"2013-07-01T17:33:00","date_gmt":"2013-07-01T17:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/07\/01\/11-zpusobu-jak-si-do-tydne-zneprateli\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T18:55:00","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T18:55:00","slug":"11-zpusobu-jak-si-do-tydne-zneprateli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/07\/01\/11-zpusobu-jak-si-do-tydne-zneprateli\/","title":{"rendered":"11 zp\u016fsob\u016f, jak si do t\u00fddne znep\u0159\u00e1telit nov\u00e9 sousedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div>\n<ol>\n<li>P\u0159i st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed do bytu zablokujte autem na n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek minut vchodov\u00e9 dve\u0159e.<\/li>\n<li>Pot\u00e9 na n\u011bkolik dal\u0161\u00edch des\u00edtek minut zablokujte v\u00fdtah.<\/li>\n<li>A chodbu p\u0159ede dve\u0159mi k v\u00e1m do bytu.<\/li>\n<li>\u0158ezejte.<\/li>\n<li>Vrtejte.<\/li>\n<li>Zatloukejte.<\/li>\n<li>\u0160oupejte.<\/li>\n<li>V\u0161e<br \/>\nd\u011blejte ide\u00e1ln\u011b dlouho do noci a hned zase brzy od r\u00e1na. Ten, kdo kolem v\u00e1s nebydl\u00ed, by si mohl myslet, \u017ee jste velice pracovit\u00ed. Ti, kdo to<br \/>\nskute\u010dn\u011b budou muset poslouchat, v\u00e1s budou pouze nen\u00e1vid\u011bt.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e u\u017e si sousedi budou myslet, \u017ee je po v\u0161em, ud\u011blejte kolaudaci bytu s p\u0159\u00e1teli. Pijte dlouho do noci a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nahlas si pov\u00eddejte.<\/li>\n<li>A poslouchejte p\u0159itom hlasitou hudbu. Ide\u00e1ln\u011b n\u011bco tak jemn\u00e9ho a p\u0159\u00e1lesk\u00e9ho jako je metal.<\/li>\n<li>Rozje\u010fte p\u00e1rty natolik, \u017ee \u00fa\u010dastn\u00edci budou zvracet z balkonu&#8230;nikoli nen\u00e1padn\u011b uprost\u0159ed noci, to je pro amat\u00e9ry. Hezky za b\u00edl\u00e9ho dne, a\u0165 sousedi v\u00ed, komu p\u0159ij\u00edt pod\u011bkovat.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-T4oKUYCfv7Y\/UdG-LaLm5FI\/AAAAAAAADdg\/wLZbZxaf0Cs\/s1554\/nv_1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/nv_1-482x1024.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159i st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed do bytu zablokujte autem na n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek minut vchodov\u00e9 dve\u0159e. Pot\u00e9 na n\u011bkolik dal\u0161\u00edch des\u00edtek minut zablokujte v\u00fdtah. A chodbu p\u0159ede dve\u0159mi k v\u00e1m do bytu. \u0158ezejte. Vrtejte. Zatloukejte. \u0160oupejte. V\u0161e d\u011blejte ide\u00e1ln\u011b dlouho do noci a hned zase brzy od r\u00e1na. Ten, kdo kolem v\u00e1s nebydl\u00ed, by si mohl myslet, \u017ee jste&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[143,259,260,135,261,145],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala","tag-jak-se-prestehovat","tag-jak-si-znepratelit-sousedy","tag-kolaudace","tag-praha","tag-sousedske-vztahy","tag-stehovani"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1010,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions\/1010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}