{"id":145,"date":"2013-03-01T14:49:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/03\/01\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-unoru-2\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T18:56:17","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T18:56:17","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-unoru-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2013\/03\/01\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-unoru-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v &#8230; \u00fanoru"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\" trbidi=\"on\">\n1<b>. \u017de \u0161krabkou z Tesca za devaten\u00e1ct korun auto z ledu prost\u011b nevysek\u00e1te.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>2.<b> \u017de sn\u011bhov\u00e9 cukrov\u00ed v \u00fanoru chutn\u00e1 snad je\u0161t\u011b l\u00edp ne\u017e o V\u00e1noc\u00edch.<\/b> Ale v\u00fd\u010ditky sv\u011bdom\u00ed pak m\u00e1te \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b.<\/p>\n<p>3. <b>\u017de je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 neb\u00fdt workoholik, kdy\u017e milujete to, co d\u011bl\u00e1te.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>4. <b>\u017de kdy\u017e si objedn\u00e1te aromatickou l\u00e1ze\u0148, ve skute\u010dnosti to<br \/>\nznamen\u00e1 jen to, \u017ee v\u00e1m napust\u00ed vanu horkou vodou, p\u0159idaj\u00ed trochu vonn\u00e9ho<br \/>\nolej\u00ed\u010dku, nastav\u00ed minutku a na p\u016fl hodiny odejdou.<\/b> Nejen, \u017ee se po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch za\u010dnete hrozn\u011b nudit, ale nav\u00edc v\u00e1m to je\u0161t\u011b bude p\u0159ipadat, jako by za rohem \u010dekali<br \/>\nA hrozn\u011b se div\u00ed, kdy\u017e se sna\u017e\u00edte do\u0161plouchnout vodu na druh\u00fd konec vany, proto\u017ee se po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch hrozn\u011b nud\u00edte.<\/p>\n<p>5.<b> \u017de poslouchat hudbu, kdy\u017e v\u00e1m jedno sluch\u00e1tko chv\u00edlemi p\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1 hr\u00e1t, je dost nervy derouc\u00ed.<\/b><br \/>\nA rozhodn\u011b se pak m\u00edj\u00ed \u00fa\u010dinkem to, kdy\u017e se hudbou sna\u017e\u00edte navodit<br \/>\np\u0159\u00edjemnou, tv\u016fr\u010d\u00ed atmosf\u00e9ru. Jedin\u00e9, v \u010dem budete velice tv\u016fr\u010d\u00ed, jsou<br \/>\np\u0159edstavy toho, jak\u00fdmi v\u0161emi zp\u016fsoby byste se sluch\u00e1tek mohli zbavit.<\/p>\n<p>6. <b>\u017de kdy\u017e po roce za\u010dnete hr\u00e1t dobrou po\u010d\u00edta\u010dovou hru, neud\u011bl\u00e1te nic jin\u00e9ho krom\u011b toho, \u017ee post\u0159\u00edl\u00edte p\u00e1r nep\u0159\u00e1tel.<\/b> A odhal\u00edte sv\u011btovou konspiraci t\u00fdkaj\u00edc\u00ed se lidsk\u00fdch augumentac\u00ed. Rozhodn\u011b ale neud\u011bl\u00e1te moc v\u011bc\u00ed do pr\u00e1ce.<\/p>\n<p>7. <b>\u017de zabetonovat omylem provrtanou ze\u010f m\u016f\u017ee zedn\u00edk\u016fm trvat cel\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc.<\/b> A dal\u0161\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edc bude z\u0159ejm\u011b je\u0161t\u011b trvat to, ne\u017e st\u011bnu namaluj\u00ed. Te\u010f si v p\u0159eds\u00edni p\u0159ipad\u00e1m jako na v\u00fdstav\u011b obraz\u016f od Rothka.<\/p>\n<p>8. <b>\u017de kdy\u017e cestou na po\u0161tu uklouznete na zasn\u011b\u017een\u00e9 lou\u017ei, d\u00e1 se to pova\u017eovat za nep\u0159\u00edjemnou n\u00e1hodu<\/b>. Ov\u0161em kdy\u017e na tom sam\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b uklouznete i cestou zp\u00e1tky, za\u010dnete pochybovat o sv\u00e9 \u0161ikovnosti.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. \u017de \u0161krabkou z Tesca za devaten\u00e1ct korun auto z ledu prost\u011b nevysek\u00e1te. 2. \u017de sn\u011bhov\u00e9 cukrov\u00ed v \u00fanoru chutn\u00e1 snad je\u0161t\u011b l\u00edp ne\u017e o V\u00e1noc\u00edch. Ale v\u00fd\u010ditky sv\u011bdom\u00ed pak m\u00e1te \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b. 3. \u017de je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 neb\u00fdt workoholik, kdy\u017e milujete to, co d\u011bl\u00e1te. 4. \u017de kdy\u017e si objedn\u00e1te aromatickou l\u00e1ze\u0148, ve skute\u010dnosti to znamen\u00e1&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[19,274,275,276,277],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-pocitacove-hry","tag-sikovni-zednici","tag-unor","tag-workoholik"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1026,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions\/1026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}