{"id":152,"date":"2012-11-05T14:39:00","date_gmt":"2012-11-05T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2012\/11\/05\/jak-jsem-si-kupovala-pocitac\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T19:03:05","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T19:03:05","slug":"jak-jsem-si-kupovala-pocitac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2012\/11\/05\/jak-jsem-si-kupovala-pocitac\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem si kupovala po\u010d\u00edta\u010d"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Zb\u011bsile trh\u00e1m izolepu z t\u00e9 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed krabice, co mi tr\u016fn\u00ed v pokoji. P\u0159ipad\u00e1m si jako t\u0159\u00edlet\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b usedne po cel\u00e9m dni netrp\u011bliv\u00e9ho \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed pod v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed strome\u010dek a pust\u00ed se do likvidace n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch bal\u00edc\u00edch pap\u00edr\u016f, aby odhalilo, co za tajemstv\u00ed se skr\u00fdv\u00e1 uvnit\u0159. Rozd\u00edl je jedin\u011b v tom, \u017ee j\u00e1 v\u00edm, co je v kartonu schov\u00e1no, a nezn\u00e1m \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho postar\u0161\u00edho p\u00e1na, kter\u00fd by byl ochotn\u00fd m\u011b obdarov\u00e1vat, ani\u017e by \u010dekal n\u011bco na opl\u00e1tku.<\/div>\n
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Ale to vzru\u0161en\u00ed, kdy\u017e \u010dernou, lesklou bed\u00fdnku vysvobod\u00edm z polystyrenu, je ur\u010dit\u011b stejn\u00e9. Kabely zapojuju takovou rychlost\u00ed, jako by na n\u00ed z\u00e1visel osud cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta. Kone\u010dn\u011b u\u017e snad po\u010d\u00edta\u010d bude sta\u010dit m\u00e9mu tempu pr\u00e1ce a nebudu muset provozovat \u201ez nouze multitasking\u201c (= ne\u017e se v\u00e1m otev\u0159e n\u011bjak\u00fd program, zvl\u00e1dnete si ut\u0159\u00edt prach na stole a pov\u011bsit vypran\u00e9 pr\u00e1dlo)!<\/div>\n
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Ani ned\u00fdch\u00e1m, kdy\u017e ma\u010dk\u00e1m startovac\u00ed tla\u010d\u00edtko. Takov\u00e9ho u\u0161et\u0159en\u00e9ho \u010dasu m\u011b \u010dek\u00e1! Ale\u2026<\/div>\n
\u201eCPU fan error,\u201c objev\u00ed se nep\u0159\u00e1telsk\u00fdm b\u00edl\u00fdm p\u00edsmem na je\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le \u010dern\u00e9 obrazovce. Error \u2026 to nezna\u010d\u00ed nic dobr\u00e9ho. Zkou\u0161\u00edm osv\u011bd\u010den\u00fd trik \u201ezapnout a vypnout,\u201c ale po\u010d\u00edta\u010d si st\u00e1le otravn\u011b stoj\u00ed za t\u00edm, \u017ee s t\u011bmi v\u011btr\u00e1ky je fakt n\u011bco v\u00a0nepo\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/div>\n
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Jako spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 mechani\u010dka se chop\u00edm k\u0159\u00ed\u017eov\u00e9ho \u0161roubov\u00e1ku a hrd\u011b ho odnesu p\u0159\u00edteli, aby mi to n\u011bjak opravil (proto\u017ee program\u00e1to\u0159i p\u0159ece v\u00ed
\nV\u0160ECHNO o po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u00edch). P\u0159\u00edtel vytahuje r\u016fzn\u00e9 dr\u00e1tky a podivn\u00e9 desti\u010dky, kter\u00e9 mi p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00ed makety n\u011bjak\u00e9ho mimozemsk\u00e9ho m\u011bsta.<\/div>\n
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Po chv\u00edli je hotovo. Upou\u0161t\u00edm od sv\u00fdch fantaskn\u00edch p\u0159edstav a nedo\u010dkav\u011b
\npo\u010d\u00edta\u010d znovu zap\u00edn\u00e1m. Vte\u0159iny se vle\u010dou. Ale nakonec startuj\u00ed Windows a zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee v\u0161e bude ouk\u00e9j. Cel\u00fd ve\u010der tr\u00e1v\u00edm romanticky nad instalac\u00ed v\u0161ech
\nprogram\u016f, co pot\u0159ebuji k pr\u00e1ci. \u010cinnost je to dvojn\u00e1sob z\u00e1bavn\u00e1 vzhledem k tomu, \u017ee p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem jsem p\u0159esn\u011b to sam\u00e9 d\u011blala na notebooku.<\/div>\n
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V radostn\u00e9m opojen\u00ed ignoruji, \u017ee se mi po\u010d\u00edta\u010d n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t s\u00e1m od sebe vypne. \u201eTo je jen n\u00e1hoda. Do r\u00e1na se to ur\u010dit\u011b n\u011bjak vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed,\u201c ut\u011b\u0161uji se, kdy\u017e se to stane pop\u00e1t\u00e9 a velice sv\u011bdomit\u011b ignoruji fakt, \u017ee by mohlo b\u00fdt n\u011bco v nepo\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/div>\n
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Le\u010d p\u0159i rozb\u0159esku se v\u0161e opakuje. Posledn\u00ed kapkou je, kdy\u017e po\u010d\u00edta\u010d sv\u016fj husarsk\u00fd kousek p\u0159edvede uprost\u0159ed retu\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed jedn\u00e9 fotky.\u00a0 <\/span>Tohle tedy ne. Stejn\u011b rychle, jako jsem v\u010dera kabely zapojovala, je te\u010f zase odpojuji, a sna\u017e\u00edm se po\u010d\u00edta\u010d dostat do c\u00e1r\u016f, kter\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b v\u010dera byly krabic\u00ed. Nic, co by po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 d\u00e1vka izolepy nespravila!<\/div>\n
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Vklouznu do bot na podpatku, na hlavu nasad\u00edm klobouk a za\u010dnu s t\u011b\u017ek\u00fdm n\u00e1kladem cupitat na tramvaj. Po v\u010derej\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitku z j\u00edzdy po m\u011bst\u011b, kdy stihnout projet na zelenou bylo stejn\u011b adrenalinov\u00e9 jako zab\u00edt mouchu rukou, nech\u00e1m auto rad\u0161i nak\u0159ivo zaparkovan\u00e9 p\u0159ed domem. Tramvaj mi samoz\u0159ejm\u011b ujede p\u0159ed nosem a p\u0159i marn\u00e9 snaze sko\u010dit do vozu jako n\u011bjak\u00fd ak\u010dn\u00ed hrdina, mi je\u0161t\u011b odlet\u00ed klobouk do d\u00e1li, ale na to u\u017e jsem n\u011bjak zvykl\u00e1.<\/div>\n
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V obchod\u011b prodava\u010di zevrubn\u011b popisuju sv\u00e9 nep\u0159\u00edjemnosti a \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m si, \u017ee za takovou diagn\u00f3zu mi v servisu ur\u010dit\u011b budou l\u00edbat ruce. Prodava\u010d na kl\u00e1vesnici pracn\u011b vy\u0165uk\u00e1: \u201eHl\u00e1s\u00ed chybu v\u011btr\u00e1k\u016f a s\u00e1m od sebe se vyp\u00edn\u00e1,\u201c str\u010d\u00ed mi pap\u00edr k podpisu a nashledanou. T\u0159icet dn\u00ed pr\u00fd ute\u010de jako voda.<\/div>\n
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Doma zap\u00edn\u00e1m notebook a douf\u00e1m, \u017ee si nev\u0161iml p\u0159evratu, kter\u00fd jsem se sna\u017eila ud\u011blat. Ale \u0161eredn\u011b se pletu. Ten mal\u00fd mizera je snad je\u0161t\u011b pomalej\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e p\u0159edt\u00edm. V n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00edm m\u011bs\u00edci se je\u0161t\u011b po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b procvi\u010d\u00edm v\u00a0multitaskingu…<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zb\u011bsile trh\u00e1m izolepu z t\u00e9 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed krabice, co mi tr\u016fn\u00ed v pokoji. P\u0159ipad\u00e1m si jako t\u0159\u00edlet\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, kdy\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b usedne po cel\u00e9m dni netrp\u011bliv\u00e9ho \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed pod v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed strome\u010dek a pust\u00ed se do likvidace n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch bal\u00edc\u00edch pap\u00edr\u016f, aby odhalilo, co za tajemstv\u00ed se skr\u00fdv\u00e1 uvnit\u0159. Rozd\u00edl je jedin\u011b v tom, \u017ee j\u00e1 v\u00edm, co je v…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[128,211,292,222,293],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala","tag-fejeton","tag-kovbojka","tag-pocitac","tag-reklamace","tag-zarucni-servis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1054,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/1054"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}