{"id":154,"date":"2012-10-28T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-28T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2012\/10\/28\/jak-jsem-relaxovala\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T19:06:14","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T19:06:14","slug":"jak-jsem-relaxovala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2012\/10\/28\/jak-jsem-relaxovala\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem relaxovala"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Kone\u010dn\u011b p\u00e1tek!
\nDen sl\u00edben\u00e9 relaxace po dlouh\u00e9m t\u00fddnu pln\u00e9m nikdy nekon\u010d\u00edc\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Ob\u011bdv\u00e1m u\u017e v jeden\u00e1ct, abych stihla vytou\u017eenou mas\u00e1\u017e, na kterou se sna\u017e\u00edm ud\u011blat si \u010das u\u017e dobr\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Po hodin\u011b rozmazlov\u00e1n\u00ed se c\u00edt\u00edm jako znovuzrozen\u00e1 a kdy\u017e jdu po po\u0161mourn\u00fdch ulic\u00edch, zd\u00e1 se mi, jako bych se vzn\u00e1\u0161ela. V hlav\u011b si maluji p\u0159edstavy o tom, jak se mi dneska bude v\u0161echno kr\u00e1sn\u011b d\u011blat, kdy\u017e jsem tak \u00fa\u017easn\u011b prota\u017een\u00e1.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Ve m\u011bst\u011b kupuji nov\u00e9 povle\u010den\u00ed v t\u00e9 nej\u00fa\u017easn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed barv\u011b (kdo h\u00e1d\u00e1 \u201efialov\u00e1\u201c z\u00edsk\u00e1v\u00e1 deset bod\u016f), lesk na rty, kter\u00fd jsem sh\u00e1n\u011bla u\u017e od t\u00e9 doby, co jsem sest\u0159e vnutila, a\u0165 si ho koup\u00ed pro sebe (proto\u017ee j\u00e1 p\u0159ece u\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd dal\u0161\u00ed nepot\u0159ebuji), a dv\u011b ledov\u00e9 k\u00e1vy, kter\u00e9 si vypiju v\u00a0klidu doma s\u00a0p\u0159\u00edtelem.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Obt\u011b\u017ekan\u00e1 asi tak milionem ta\u0161ek (<\/span>vz\u00edt si jednu po\u0159\u00e1dnou kabelku, do kter\u00e9 by se mi v\u0161echno ve\u0161lo, je pro m\u011b nadlidsk\u00fd \u00fakol) nastupuji do tramvaje. Pot\u00e9, co na sebe v r\u00e1mci mo\u017enost\u00ed rychle a elegantn\u011b naskl\u00e1d\u00e1m v\u0161echny ta\u0161ky, postav\u00edm de\u0161tn\u00edk tak, abych se o n\u011bj zase tak moc neumok\u0159ila, a polo\u017e\u00edm k\u00e1vy do relativn\u011b stabiln\u00ed polohy, vyp\u00edn\u00e1m vn\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed okoln\u00edho sv\u011bta a no\u0159\u00edm se do vlastn\u00edch my\u0161lenek.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Kone\u010dn\u00e1 zast\u00e1vka. Sna\u017e\u00edm se kvapn\u011b posb\u00edrat v\u0161echna svoje zavazadla a p\u0159itom p\u00e1tou rukou otev\u0159\u00edt de\u0161tn\u00edk, aby mi nezmokl \u00fa\u010des, s kter\u00fdm jsem se r\u00e1no zlobila dobrou p\u016fl hodinu. A hlavn\u011b nevyl\u00edt k\u00e1vu! Zvl\u00e1dnout v\u0161echno n\u011bjak\u00fdm rychl\u00fdm a elegantn\u00edm zp\u016fsobem v t\u011bch n\u011bkolika vte\u0159in\u00e1ch, co tramvaj na zast\u00e1vce stoj\u00ed, by vy\u017eadovalo speci\u00e1ln\u00ed mana\u017eersk\u00fd v\u00fdcvik.<\/span><\/div>\n
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Jeden vratk\u00fd krok \u2026 druh\u00fd \u2026 najednou pad\u00e1m ze schod\u016f. Rychle a neelegantn\u011b! Lid\u00e9 se kolem m\u011b protahuj\u00ed ze dve\u0159\u00ed a roz\u010dilen\u011b na m\u011b koukaj\u00ed, \u017ee jim zatarasuji cestu. Tramvaj cink\u00e1, \u017ee je p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 na odjezd, ale j\u00e1 rozhodn\u011b nejsem p\u0159ipraven\u00e1 vy\u0161kr\u00e1bat se zp\u00e1tky na nohy. Na sv\u00e9 smetanov\u011b b\u00edl\u00e9 sukni m\u00e1m vylitou skute\u010dnou smetanu spolu s p\u016fl litrem k\u00e1vy, a zmrzlina napatlan\u00e1 na n\u00e1kupn\u00ed ta\u0161ce vypad\u00e1, jako by se \u017eirafa, kterou tam m\u00e1m natisknutou, pr\u00e1v\u011b pozvracela.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Dom\u016f se vrac\u00edm ohnut\u00e1 jako d\u016fchodkyn\u011b, proto\u017ee nem\u016f\u017eu po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b narovnat z\u00e1da. Kel\u00edmky od k\u00e1vy vyhazuji do nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edho odpadkov\u00e9ho ko\u0161e a de\u0161tn\u00edk u\u017e ani neroztahuji. Zmokl\u00e9, zcuchan\u00e9 vlasy se k m\u00e9 moment\u00e1ln\u00ed viz\u00e1\u017ei stejn\u011b budou hodit nejv\u00edc. Doma si leh\u00e1m do postele a sna\u017e\u00edm se co nejm\u00e9n\u011b h\u00fdbat, abych nec\u00edtila nara\u017een\u00e1 z\u00e1da.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n
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Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee jsem byla na t\u00e9 mas\u00e1\u017ei, abych se cel\u00e1 kr\u00e1sn\u011b uvolnila!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kone\u010dn\u011b p\u00e1tek! Den sl\u00edben\u00e9 relaxace po dlouh\u00e9m t\u00fddnu pln\u00e9m nikdy nekon\u010d\u00edc\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Ob\u011bdv\u00e1m u\u017e v jeden\u00e1ct, abych stihla vytou\u017eenou mas\u00e1\u017e, na kterou se sna\u017e\u00edm ud\u011blat si \u010das u\u017e dobr\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc. Po hodin\u011b rozmazlov\u00e1n\u00ed se c\u00edt\u00edm jako znovuzrozen\u00e1 a kdy\u017e jdu po po\u0161mourn\u00fdch ulic\u00edch, zd\u00e1 se mi, jako bych se vzn\u00e1\u0161ela. V hlav\u011b si maluji p\u0159edstavy […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[128,296,297,298,299],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala","tag-fejeton","tag-nesikovnost","tag-relaxace","tag-welness","tag-zakon-schvalnosti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1063,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/1063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}