{"id":1542,"date":"2026-03-10T10:56:22","date_gmt":"2026-03-10T10:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/?p=1542"},"modified":"2026-03-10T10:56:23","modified_gmt":"2026-03-10T10:56:23","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-sestinedeli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2026\/03\/10\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-sestinedeli\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v \u0161estined\u011bl\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!xXSP!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6b85192-c73d-478c-aed7-99741d6070e3_3484x2315.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159ed porodem jsem m\u011bla vizi. Budu ta usm\u011bvav\u00e1 matka z reklamy na p\u0159esn\u00edd\u00e1vky, kter\u00e1 s lehkost\u00ed zvl\u00e1d\u00e1 dom\u00e1cnost i p\u00e9\u010di o novorozence. Realita na sebe nenechala dlouho \u010dekat. Po \u0161esti t\u00fddnech jsem dosp\u011bla k n\u011bkolika z\u00e1sadn\u00edm poznatk\u016fm:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Jak si p\u0159ipadat jako na pl\u00e1\u017ei u mo\u0159e?<\/strong>\u00a0Sta\u010d\u00ed m\u00edt od r\u00e1na do ve\u010dera pu\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd b\u00edl\u00fd \u0161um. Sice chyb\u00ed drinky a slunce, ale kdo \u0159ekl, \u017ee je \u017eivot dokonal\u00fd.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Existuj\u00ed jen dv\u011b mo\u017enosti: bu\u010f m\u00e1te fakt hodn\u011b spav\u00e9 d\u00edt\u011b, nebo m\u00e1 novorozeneckou \u017eloutenku. Jakmile zmiz\u00ed bilirubin, bude v\u00e1m jasn\u00e9, \u017ee\u00a0<strong>spav\u00ed novorozenci jsou stejn\u00fd m\u00fdtus jako lochnesk\u00e1 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161era<\/strong>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Ztr\u00e1ta standard\u016f je bleskov\u00e1<\/strong>. J\u00e1 p\u0159ed porodem: \u201eDudl\u00edk je zlo a usp\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed no\u0161en\u00edm v n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed cestou do pekel.\u201c J\u00e1 dva t\u00fddny po porodu: \u201eKdy\u017e u t\u00e9 piruety budu je\u0161t\u011b synchronizovan\u011b mlaskat a d\u011blat d\u0159epy, mohl by zabrat d\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e v p\u016fl p\u00e1t\u00e9 r\u00e1no.\u201c<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pokl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed d\u00edt\u011bte z nos\u00edtka do post\u00fdlky je discipl\u00edna vy\u017eaduj\u00edc\u00ed ledov\u00fd klid a neot\u0159esitelnou v\u00edru, za kterou by se nemusel styd\u011bt ani\u00a0<strong>elitn\u00ed pyrotechnik<\/strong>\u00a0p\u0159i zne\u0161kod\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed bomby v ak\u010dn\u00edm filmu.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>V\u00e1\u0161 voln\u00fd \u010das p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 metodu produktivity Pomodoro. Jen s t\u00edm rozd\u00edlem, \u017ee v on\u011bch dvaceti minut\u00e1ch\u00a0<strong>nebudujete start-up pro Silicon Valley<\/strong>, ale s tikem v oku zva\u017eujete, jestli se rad\u011bji osprchovat, nebo si vyp\u00edt kafe.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0160estined\u011bl\u00ed sice kon\u010d\u00ed, ale moje kari\u00e9ra pyrotechnika je teprve na za\u010d\u00e1tku. Te\u010f u\u017e jen zb\u00fdv\u00e1 zjistit, jestli se mi v p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch dvaceti minut\u00e1ch poda\u0159\u00ed to kafe aspo\u0148 uva\u0159it, ne\u017e se ozve sir\u00e9na.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0159ed porodem jsem m\u011bla vizi. Budu ta usm\u011bvav\u00e1 matka z reklamy na p\u0159esn\u00edd\u00e1vky, kter\u00e1 s lehkost\u00ed zvl\u00e1d\u00e1 dom\u00e1cnost i p\u00e9\u010di o novorozence. Realita na sebe nenechala dlouho \u010dekat. Po \u0161esti t\u00fddnech jsem dosp\u011bla k n\u011bkolika z\u00e1sadn\u00edm poznatk\u016fm: \u0160estined\u011bl\u00ed sice kon\u010d\u00ed, ale moje kari\u00e9ra pyrotechnika je teprve na za\u010d\u00e1tku. Te\u010f u\u017e jen zb\u00fdv\u00e1 zjistit, jestli se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1543,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1542\/revisions\/1543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}