{"id":1594,"date":"2026-04-27T16:07:10","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T16:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/?p=1594"},"modified":"2026-07-27T16:08:24","modified_gmt":"2026-07-27T16:08:24","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-dubnu-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2026\/04\/27\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-dubnu-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v dubnu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!1ASl!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc94b67a7-8433-4267-be63-933c4da2aa1b_2000x1600.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ne\u017e se pust\u00edme do poznatk\u016f, kter\u00e9 jsem tento m\u011bs\u00edc nasb\u00edrala, m\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s h\u00e1danku: M\u00e1 to p\u011bt kilo, neum\u00ed to mluvit, a p\u0159esto to dok\u00e1\u017ee tyranizovat celou dom\u00e1cnost. Co je to?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ale te\u010f u\u017e ta \u017eivot m\u011bn\u00edc\u00ed moudra:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Jako bezd\u011btn\u00e1 jsem snila o \u017eivotu digit\u00e1ln\u00edho nom\u00e1da. Jen sbalit notebook, dvoje tri\u010dka a pracovat kdekoli. Splnilo se mi to a\u017e te\u010f na mate\u0159sk\u00e9 &#8211; vezmu notebook a sna\u017e\u00edm se vytv\u00e1\u0159et hodnoty vedle d\u011btsk\u00e9 post\u00fdlky, na lavi\u010dce u \u0159eky nebo zkroucen\u00e1 pod hrazdi\u010dkou. Adrenalin je to v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e odlet\u011bt kv\u016fli tomu na Bali.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Zat\u00edmco v dev\u00e1t\u00e9m m\u011bs\u00edci jsem byla pro cestuj\u00edc\u00ed v MHD neviditeln\u00e1, s nos\u00edtkem se d\u011bj\u00ed z\u00e1zraky. Vstoup\u00edm do autobusu a hned m\u00e1m dv\u011b voln\u00e1 m\u00edsta na sezen\u00ed. Jedno pro sebe a druh\u00e9 nejsp\u00ed\u0161 pro to kolektivn\u00ed \u010dern\u00e9 sv\u011bdom\u00ed v\u0161ech, kte\u0159\u00ed m\u011b tam p\u0159edt\u00edm nechali st\u00e1t nad ta\u0161kami s n\u00e1kupem.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cNed\u00e1vej tu katanu do ko\u010d\u00e1rku,\u201d aneb v\u00fdchova kluk\u016f shrnut\u00e1 v jedn\u00e9 v\u011bt\u011b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u201cVy jste si ani nev\u0161imli, \u017ee m\u00e1m nabarven\u00e9 vlasy,\u201d j\u00e1 vy\u010d\u00edtav\u011b.<br>\u201cAle jo, v\u0161imli, bylo zaprasen\u00fd cel\u00fd umyvadlo,\u201d man\u017eel vy\u010d\u00edtav\u011b.<br>Aneb \u017eivot v dom\u00e1cnosti se sam\u00fdmi mu\u017ei v jedn\u00e9 v\u011bt\u011b.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Zakl\u00e1d\u00e1m novou fotografickou discipl\u00ednu &#8211; stroller fotografii. Jej\u00ed definice je lehk\u00e1 &#8211; fo\u0165te si cokoli, ale nep\u0159esta\u0148te p\u0159itom h\u00fdbat s ko\u010d\u00e1rkem!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0159ijde mi, \u017ee magick\u00e9 ritu\u00e1ly se inspirovaly usp\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00edm miminek. Taky mus\u00edte n\u011bkolikr\u00e1t obkrou\u017eit lo\u017enici, vyd\u00e1vat u toho podivn\u00e9 zvuky a kdy\u017e to ud\u011bl\u00e1te blb\u011b, p\u0159ivol\u00e1te na sebe roze\u0159van\u00e9ho d\u00e9mona.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Kdy\u017e pak p\u0159ijde sp\u00e1nkov\u00e1 regrese, ritu\u00e1l funguje jen za \u00fapl\u0148ku. A to je\u0161t\u011b jen v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b, \u017ee ob\u011btujete posledn\u00ed zbytky sv\u00e9 p\u0159\u00ed\u010detnosti.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Duben byl intenzivn\u00ed, nevyspal\u00fd a hlu\u010dn\u00fd, ale za nic bych ho nevym\u011bnila. Jestli m\u011b hled\u00e1te, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b ritu\u00e1ln\u011b obch\u00e1z\u00edm lo\u017enici. Pros\u00edm, neklepejte. Nerada bych vyvolala n\u011bco, s \u010d\u00edm by si ani Van Helsing neporadil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jak jste se m\u011bli vy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne\u017e se pust\u00edme do poznatk\u016f, kter\u00e9 jsem tento m\u011bs\u00edc nasb\u00edrala, m\u00e1m pro v\u00e1s h\u00e1danku: M\u00e1 to p\u011bt kilo, neum\u00ed to mluvit, a p\u0159esto to dok\u00e1\u017ee tyranizovat celou dom\u00e1cnost. Co je to? Ale te\u010f u\u017e ta \u017eivot m\u011bn\u00edc\u00ed moudra: Duben byl intenzivn\u00ed, nevyspal\u00fd a hlu\u010dn\u00fd, ale za nic bych ho nevym\u011bnila. Jestli m\u011b hled\u00e1te, pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1594"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1595,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1594\/revisions\/1595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}