{"id":1598,"date":"2026-05-25T16:09:40","date_gmt":"2026-05-25T16:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/?p=1598"},"modified":"2026-07-27T16:15:28","modified_gmt":"2026-07-27T16:15:28","slug":"jak-vyhrat-nad-spankovou-regresi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2026\/05\/25\/jak-vyhrat-nad-spankovou-regresi\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak vyhr\u00e1t nad sp\u00e1nkovou regres\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!vYhP!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb42ab329-446b-4bd8-abae-4f6788a3070a_4032x2268.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Prvn\u00ed den \u010dtvrt\u00e9ho m\u011bs\u00edce. Je to tady. Sp\u00e1nkov\u00e1 regrese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00e9 u\u017e tak moc nespalo, bude sp\u00e1t je\u0161t\u011b m\u00ed\u0148. Mezi osmou ve\u010der a p\u016flnoc\u00ed se zvl\u00e1dne probudit p\u011btkr\u00e1t. Z\u00edt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed workout m\u016f\u017eu vynechat. Z toho neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho zved\u00e1n\u00ed, houp\u00e1n\u00ed a ukl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed budu m\u00edt brzy b\u0159i\u0161\u00e1ky jako kulturista.<br><br>Nebo si prost\u011b zaseknu z\u00e1da.<br>Je to pades\u00e1t na pades\u00e1t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Internet m\u011b nau\u010dil, \u017ee regrese je laskav\u00fd eufemismus pro rodi\u010dovsk\u00e9 peklo. A pokud si n\u011bco dob\u0159e pamatuji z t\u00e9hle doby se star\u0161\u00edm synem, pak to, \u017ee sp\u00e1nkov\u00e1 deprivace se jako forma mu\u010den\u00ed nepou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 pro nic za nic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nehodl\u00e1m promarnit ani minutu sv\u00e9ho drahocenn\u00e9ho sp\u00e1nku. Syn mi klimb\u00e1 na kl\u00edn\u011b. Mus\u00edm konat. Sice se nem\u016f\u017eu pohnout, abych ho neprobudila, ale to neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee p\u0159es Whatsapp nem\u016f\u017eu komandovat man\u017eela.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eP\u0159ij\u010f mi potichu p\u0159isunout postel ke zdi,\u201c p\u00ed\u0161u, vyzbrojen\u00e1 informacemi o bezpe\u010dn\u00e9m sp\u00e1nku ve spole\u010dn\u00e9 posteli.<br>\u201eTa postel m\u00e1 120 kg,\u201c p\u00ed\u0161e man\u017eel obratem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A\u010d nerada, mus\u00edm uznat, \u017ee p\u0159em\u00edstit s tichost\u00ed takovou v\u00e1hu snadno nep\u016fjde. Ale nevzd\u00e1v\u00e1m se. M\u00e1me p\u0159ed sebou minim\u00e1ln\u011b m\u011bs\u00edc bezesn\u00fdch noc\u00ed. A j\u00e1 to vy\u0159e\u0161\u00edm hned tu prvn\u00ed. U\u017e jsem zku\u0161en\u00e1 matka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eTak mi p\u0159ines matraci z p\u016fdy,\u201c klofu na mobil a modl\u00edm se, aby nespadl synovi na hlavu. A\u010d zku\u0161en\u00e1 matka, dr\u017eet mobil jednou rukou a z\u00e1rove\u0148 j\u00ed ps\u00e1t, jsem se st\u00e1le nenau\u010dila. Zato mod\u0159iny na \u010dele sv\u00fdch d\u011bt\u00ed jsem u\u017e mo\u017en\u00e1 jednou nebo dvakr\u00e1t \u0159e\u0161ila.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Man\u017eel p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed matraci a pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 ji na zem a j\u00e1 zahajuji p\u0159esun. Fascinuje m\u011b, jak\u00fd rozsah kloub\u016f dok\u00e1\u017ee t\u011blo akceptovat tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v tv\u00e1\u0159 \u010dir\u00e9mu strachu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vybavuji si, jak m\u011b internet u\u010dil, \u017ee se m\u00e1 miminko pokl\u00e1dat, aby se nevzbudilo.<br>Nejd\u0159\u00edv polo\u017eit nohy, pak hlavi\u010dku, p\u0159idr\u017eet dla\u0148 na hrudn\u00edku.<br>Otev\u0159\u00edt o\u010di \u2026 zatracen\u011b, pro\u010d na m\u011b kouk\u00e1? To v t\u00e9 sekvenci ur\u010dit\u011b nebylo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m usp\u00e1vat nanovo, tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e aspo\u0148 na matraci.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Po p\u011bti minut\u00e1ch se objevuje nov\u00fd probl\u00e9m. M\u00e1me m\u00e1lo m\u00edsta. Syn sice m\u011b\u0159\u00ed \u0161edes\u00e1t centimetr\u016f, ale vykazuje imperi\u00e1ln\u00ed ambice, vedle nich\u017e vypad\u00e1 i Napoleon jako usmolen\u00fd tro\u0161ka\u0159.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lov\u00edm mobil. Je\u0161t\u011b, \u017ee u\u017e je pry\u010d doba SMS, za kter\u00e9 se platilo.<br><br>\u201ePot\u0159ebovala bych je\u0161t\u011b jednu matraci,\u201c cvak\u00e1m. Zd\u00e1 se mi to, nebo se reak\u010dn\u00ed doba m\u00e9ho mu\u017ee s ka\u017edou dal\u0161\u00ed prosbou prodlu\u017euje?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ozve se vrz\u00e1n\u00ed schod\u016f a tich\u00e9 klapnut\u00ed dve\u0159\u00ed. Man\u017eel pokl\u00e1d\u00e1 na zem druhou matraci. Jeho pohled jasn\u011b \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee nevid\u00ed d\u016fvod, pro\u010d se sna\u017e\u00edm, aby m\u011bl sp\u00e1nkovou regresi i on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spokojen\u011b us\u00edn\u00e1m. Te\u010f u\u017e to zvl\u00e1dneme.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Syn se od t\u00e9 chv\u00edle u\u017e ani jednou neprobudil.<br><br>Zato j\u00e1 jsem vzh\u016fru ka\u017edou hodinu. Ne kv\u016fli breku. Ne kv\u016fli kojen\u00ed. Ale proto\u017ee se ty dv\u011b zpropaden\u00e9 matrace rozj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bj\u00ed a j\u00e1 v\u017edycky zapadnu do d\u00edry mezi n\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Syn sp\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u011b i druhou noc.<br>I tu t\u0159et\u00ed.<br>A tak te\u010f zva\u017euji svoje mo\u017enosti, zalomen\u00e1 v propasti mezi molitany. Bude velk\u00e9 pokou\u0161en\u00ed z\u00e1kona schv\u00e1lnosti, kdy\u017e ty matrace zase odnesu na p\u016fdu?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prvn\u00ed den \u010dtvrt\u00e9ho m\u011bs\u00edce. Je to tady. Sp\u00e1nkov\u00e1 regrese. D\u00edt\u011b, kter\u00e9 u\u017e tak moc nespalo, bude sp\u00e1t je\u0161t\u011b m\u00ed\u0148. Mezi osmou ve\u010der a p\u016flnoc\u00ed se zvl\u00e1dne probudit p\u011btkr\u00e1t. Z\u00edt\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed workout m\u016f\u017eu vynechat. Z toho neust\u00e1l\u00e9ho zved\u00e1n\u00ed, houp\u00e1n\u00ed a ukl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed budu m\u00edt brzy b\u0159i\u0161\u00e1ky jako kulturista. Nebo si prost\u011b zaseknu z\u00e1da.Je to pades\u00e1t na pades\u00e1t. 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