{"id":1727,"date":"2012-05-12T12:01:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-12T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/?p=1727"},"modified":"2026-09-12T12:02:17","modified_gmt":"2026-09-12T12:02:17","slug":"jak-jsem-slavila-narozeniny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2012\/05\/12\/jak-jsem-slavila-narozeniny\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem slavila narozeniny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u010dera jsem ji\u017e po n\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00e9 dovr\u0161ila sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, kulat\u00e9 dvac\u00e1t\u00e9 narozeniny. Kdy\u017e jsem se p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem sest\u0159e posm\u00edvala, \u017ee v&nbsp;r\u00e1mci oslavy sv\u00fdch narozenin pl\u00e1nuje nav\u0161t\u00edvit n\u011bjakou \u201ezaj\u00edmavou\u201c (jej\u00ed slova) ekonomickou p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku, netu\u0161ila jsem, \u017ee karma si m\u011bs\u00edc po\u010dk\u00e1 a vr\u00e1t\u00ed mi to i s&nbsp;\u00faroky.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cel\u00fd den za\u010dal vcelku nevinn\u011b. R\u00e1no jsem zaspala (= podle vypnula bud\u00edk a trucovit\u011b spala d\u00e1l) a pak u\u017e jsem na farm\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdch trz\u00edch nezastihla \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dka, tedy farm\u00e1\u0159e, kter\u00fd by m\u011b zachr\u00e1nil p\u0159ed zlou macechou (= m\u00fdm mlsn\u00fdm jazykem) a vy\u010daroval mi jahody. Nepo\u0161t\u011bstilo se ani v&nbsp;Tescu. Cestou z&nbsp;n\u00e1kupu m\u011b potkala s\u00e9rie ud\u00e1lost\u00ed, kter\u00e9 byly p\u0159edzv\u011bst\u00ed toho, \u017ee to bude opravdu vype\u010den\u00fd den:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2013 Cestou na tramvaj jsem si rozbila pit\u00ed, kter\u00e9 jsem si jako d\u00e1rek koupila na svou komorn\u00ed oslavu.<br>\u2013 P\u0159i p\u0159ech\u00e1zen\u00ed silnice v elegantn\u00edch bot\u00e1ch na podpatku jsem se velice neelegantn\u011b z\u0159\u00edtila a rozbila si koleno.<br>\u2013 P\u0159i ukl\u00edzen\u00ed n\u00e1kupu do lednice na m\u011b vypadl jogurt a rozlil se na m\u011b od hlavy k&nbsp;pat\u011b a na m\u00fdch obl\u00edben\u00fdch \u0161atech vytvo\u0159il zaj\u00edmav\u00fd, abstraktn\u00ed vzor.<br>Po ob\u011bd\u011b a k\u00e1v\u011b jsem si na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvu pozvala m\u00e9 v\u011brn\u00e9 spole\u010dn\u00edky: sm\u00ed\u0161en\u00e9 financov\u00e1n\u00ed, vlastn\u00ed kapit\u00e1l, finan\u010dn\u00ed p\u00e1ku a CFROI. A pa\u0159ili jsme a\u017e do pozdn\u00edch no\u010dn\u00edch hodin. Byl to takov\u00fd odvaz, \u017ee se div\u00edm, \u017ee na n\u00e1s nep\u0159i\u0161li policajti.<br>Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee m\u00e9 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed dvacetiny u\u017e budou trochu um\u00edrn\u011bn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f m\u011b po t\u00e9 v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed pa\u0159b\u011b bol\u00ed hlava!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jarka-hrncarkova.cz\/2012\/05\/jak-jsem-slavila-narozeniny\/120527_1\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jarka-hrncarkova.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/120527_1-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4389\" title=\"120527_1\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Aby z\u00e1bava nev\u00e1zla, cel\u00fd den jsme se op\u00edjeli nealko mojitem. Fotky dole byly po\u0159\u00edzeny p\u0159i jeho p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jarka-hrncarkova.cz\/2012\/05\/jak-jsem-slavila-narozeniny\/120527_2\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jarka-hrncarkova.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/120527_2-600x400.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4390\" title=\"120527_2\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u010dera jsem ji\u017e po n\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00e9 dovr\u0161ila sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9, kulat\u00e9 dvac\u00e1t\u00e9 narozeniny. Kdy\u017e jsem se p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem sest\u0159e posm\u00edvala, \u017ee v&nbsp;r\u00e1mci oslavy sv\u00fdch narozenin pl\u00e1nuje nav\u0161t\u00edvit n\u011bjakou \u201ezaj\u00edmavou\u201c (jej\u00ed slova) ekonomickou p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku, netu\u0161ila jsem, \u017ee karma si m\u011bs\u00edc po\u010dk\u00e1 a vr\u00e1t\u00ed mi to i s&nbsp;\u00faroky. Cel\u00fd den za\u010dal vcelku nevinn\u011b. R\u00e1no jsem zaspala (= podle vypnula [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":43,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/43"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1727"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1728,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1727\/revisions\/1728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}