{"id":23,"date":"2024-04-23T16:35:04","date_gmt":"2024-04-23T16:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/?p=23"},"modified":"2026-01-07T07:59:34","modified_gmt":"2026-01-07T07:59:34","slug":"v-mem-rodnem-meste-zije-zahradnik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2024\/04\/23\/v-mem-rodnem-meste-zije-zahradnik\/","title":{"rendered":"Zahradn\u00edk"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!4-NW!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F581338e5-16e4-4b20-9cef-300cb99ed808_1536x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>V m\u00e9m rodn\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b \u017eije zahradn\u00edk. A\u0165 je patn\u00e1ct pod nulou nebo nad, nevid\u00edte ho jinak ne\u017e v z\u00e1les\u00e1ck\u00fdch khaki \u0161ortk\u00e1ch s milionem kapes. A kamkoli je to mo\u017en\u00e9, p\u0159emis\u0165uje se na sv\u00e9m trakt\u016frku na sek\u00e1n\u00ed tr\u00e1vy. Svoj\u00ed pr\u00e1ci nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed (a\u017e na ten trakt\u016frek, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b) a proto se pravideln\u011b posil\u0148uje alkoholem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>D\u00edky jeho p\u00e9\u010di nap\u0159\u00edklad par\u010d\u00edk p\u0159ed z\u00e1kladkou zdob\u00ed dva \u00fapln\u011b vyschl\u00e9 ke\u0159e a \u017eiv\u00fd plot, kter\u00fd je v\u017edy o\u0159ezan\u00fd tak nekonven\u010dn\u00edm zp\u016fsobem, \u017ee mus\u00edte p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, jestli je to pokus o modern\u00ed abstrakci, kter\u00fd nejste schopni ocenit, nebo prost\u011b jen moc ferneta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jako mal\u00ed jsme se ho b\u00e1li, proto\u017ee neodpov\u00eddal na pozdravy a jen se mra\u010dil. Jako trochu v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed jsme ho podez\u0159\u00edvali z toho, \u017ee na \u0161koln\u00ed z\u00e1hony, kde jsme v r\u00e1mci v\u00fduky p\u011bstovali mrkve a \u0159edkvi\u010dky, schv\u00e1ln\u011b lije kyselinu, proto\u017ee tam nikdy nerostlo ani bodl\u00e1\u010d\u00ed. (Od p\u016fvodn\u00ed my\u0161lenky, \u017ee by to byl fernet jsme rychle upustili. Takhle by p\u0159eci nepl\u00fdtval.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pr\u00fd se nikdy nesm\u00ed\u0159il s t\u00edm, \u017ee mu p\u0159ed chalupou na \u0160umav\u011b vede b\u011b\u017eka\u0159sk\u00e1 stezka. A tak ji v zim\u011b chodil pol\u00edvat vodou, aby to t\u011bm b\u00edd\u00e1k\u016fm trochu znep\u0159\u00edjemnil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A j\u00e1 si n\u011bkdy \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, kdo z n\u00e1s dvou to m\u00e1 v \u017eivot\u011b vlastn\u011b jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed?<br>Jestli j\u00e1, kter\u00e1 se sna\u017e\u00edm hledat kr\u00e1su a skryt\u00e9 v\u00fdznamy za ka\u017edou vykvetlou kv\u011btinou.<br>Nebo on, kter\u00e9mu prost\u011b sta\u010d\u00ed trakt\u016frek a fernet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V m\u00e9m rodn\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b \u017eije zahradn\u00edk. A\u0165 je patn\u00e1ct pod nulou nebo nad, nevid\u00edte ho jinak ne\u017e v z\u00e1les\u00e1ck\u00fdch khaki \u0161ortk\u00e1ch s milionem kapes. A kamkoli je to mo\u017en\u00e9, p\u0159emis\u0165uje se na sv\u00e9m trakt\u016frku na sek\u00e1n\u00ed tr\u00e1vy. Svoj\u00ed pr\u00e1ci nesn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed (a\u017e na ten trakt\u016frek, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b) a proto se pravideln\u011b posil\u0148uje alkoholem. D\u00edky jeho p\u00e9\u010di nap\u0159\u00edklad&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1518,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions\/1518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}