{"id":40,"date":"2017-08-05T06:33:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-05T06:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2017\/08\/05\/tak-se-divej-jinak\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T10:48:08","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T10:48:08","slug":"tak-se-divej-jinak-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2017\/08\/05\/tak-se-divej-jinak-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Tak se d\u00edvej jinak"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/hotovC3A9-2-of-3-2-1024x576.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/hotovC3A9-2-of-3-2-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"675\" data-original-width=\"1200\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>N\u00e1kup br\u00fdl\u00ed pro m\u011b b\u00fdv\u00e1 agonickou z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se stresuji, jestli mi zase nep\u0159ibyly dioptrie, pak mus\u00edm obej\u00edt deset optik, ne\u017e najdu obrou\u010dky, kter\u00e9 se mi l\u00edb\u00ed. A proto\u017ee nejsem zrovna bystrozrak\u00fd jedinec, p\u0159i zkou\u0161en\u00ed mus\u00edm b\u00fdt nalepen\u00e1 p\u011bt centimetr\u016f p\u0159ed zrcadlem. Tak\u017ee vid\u00edm ost\u0159e bu\u010f kombinaci br\u00fdl\u00ed a jednoho oka nebo br\u00fdl\u00ed a ko\u0159ene nosu. Mus\u00edm pak zapojit v\u0161echnu fantazii, abych si ud\u011blala alespo\u0148 trochu ucelenou p\u0159edstavu, jak budu vypadat.<\/p>\n<p>Minule mi t\u00edmhle koktejlem nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitk\u016f je\u0161t\u011b trochu zam\u00edchala optometristka, kdy\u017e prohl\u00e1sila, \u017ee mi ty dioptrie trochu polad\u00ed. D\u00edky tomu jsem si pak n\u011bkolik dn\u00ed p\u0159ipadala jako po po\u017eit\u00ed lehk\u00fdch halucinogen\u016f. \u017d\u00e1dnou \u010d\u00e1ru jsem nevid\u011bla rovn\u011b, podlaha se zd\u00e1la b\u00fdt v\u00fd\u0161, ne\u017e je ve skute\u010dnosti. A kdy\u017e jsem se p\u0159i p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b k\u00e1vy podruh\u00e9 pra\u0161tila o dv\u00ed\u0159ka kuchy\u0144sk\u00e9 linky, proto\u017ee jsem nevid\u011bla jejich hranu, um\u00ednila jsem si, \u017ee z\u00edtra dojdu br\u00fdle hodit optometristce na hlavu.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee mozek p\u0159es noc ud\u011blal n\u011bjakou svoji magii a r\u00e1no jsem p\u0159es br\u00fdle vid\u011bla tak rovn\u011b, jako bych je nosila odjak\u017eiva. A tak te\u010f mus\u00edm p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161let, co v\u0161echno v \u017eivot\u011b by bylo jasn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, kdybych se na to taky nau\u010dila d\u00edvat jinak.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/hotovC3A9-3-of-3-2-1024x683.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/hotovC3A9-3-of-3-2-1024x683.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" border=\"0\" data-original-height=\"800\" data-original-width=\"1200\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e1kup br\u00fdl\u00ed pro m\u011b b\u00fdv\u00e1 agonickou z\u00e1le\u017eitost\u00ed. Nejd\u0159\u00edv se stresuji, jestli mi zase nep\u0159ibyly dioptrie, pak mus\u00edm obej\u00edt deset optik, ne\u017e najdu obrou\u010dky, kter\u00e9 se mi l\u00edb\u00ed. A proto\u017ee nejsem zrovna bystrozrak\u00fd jedinec, p\u0159i zkou\u0161en\u00ed mus\u00edm b\u00fdt nalepen\u00e1 p\u011bt centimetr\u016f p\u0159ed zrcadlem. Tak\u017ee vid\u00edm ost\u0159e bu\u010f kombinaci br\u00fdl\u00ed a jednoho oka nebo br\u00fdl\u00ed a ko\u0159ene&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[325],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-k-zamysleni"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":705,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40\/revisions\/705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}