{"id":55,"date":"2016-07-05T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-05T19:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2016\/07\/05\/budu-vypadat-jako-jednorozec\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:01:25","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:01:25","slug":"budu-vypadat-jako-jednorozec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2016\/07\/05\/budu-vypadat-jako-jednorozec\/","title":{"rendered":"Budu vypadat jako jednoro\u017eec?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/pink_unicorn_plushie_by_angawandall-d38tqu6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/pink_unicorn_plushie_by_angawandall-d38tqu6.png\" width=\"640\" height=\"350\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ke komo\u0159e u n\u00e1s v byt\u011b m\u00e1m zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed vztah. Na jednu stranu ji m\u00e1m r\u00e1da. Kam jinam bych dala r\u00fd\u017ei, olivy, prudu\u0161kov\u00e9 \u010daje, prk\u00fdnko na \u0161unku, p\u0159epravku na ko\u010dku, klad\u00edvko, h\u0159eb\u00edky, \u0161rouby a \u0161roubov\u00e1ky, karimatky, spac\u00e1ky, stan, e\u0161usy, se\u0161ity ze st\u0159edn\u00ed, krosnu, p\u011bt batoh\u016f, le\u0161t\u011bnku na gau\u010d, \u017eehlic\u00ed prkno, k\u00fdbl, ko\u0161t\u011b, mop, su\u0161\u00e1k na pr\u00e1dlo, igelitky z Albertu a kufr s no\u017ei, kter\u00e9 jsem dostala do v\u00fdbavy?<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Na druhou stranu to m\u00edsto tak trochu nen\u00e1vid\u00edm. Navzdory v\u0161em snah\u00e1m je tam neust\u00e1l\u00fd chaos. Ob\u010das m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee tam vznik\u00e1 samovoln\u011b. Jako v \u017eivot\u011b. Nehled\u011b na to, jak moc se v n\u011bm sna\u017e\u00edm ud\u011blat po\u0159\u00e1dek, n\u00e1skl\u00e1dat jednotliv\u00e9 kusy do kovov\u00fdch polic a pozav\u00edrat do \u00fahledn\u00fdch krabi\u010dek, v\u017edycky se najde n\u011bco, co nikam nepasuje. Nebo zrovna nen\u00ed \u010das to v\u0161echno t\u0159\u00eddit a tak to prost\u011b nech\u00e1m v\u00e1let na zemi, \u017ee se k tomu n\u011bkdy pozd\u011bji vr\u00e1t\u00edm, abych se s t\u00edm vypo\u0159\u00e1dala.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">A pak se najednou stane, \u017ee p\u0159es haramp\u00e1d\u00ed na zemi nedos\u00e1hnu na poli\u010dky. A m\u00edsto toho, abych to po sob\u011b uklidila, za\u010dnu pr\u00e1zdnou basu od piva pou\u017e\u00edvat jako sch\u016fdky. Co\u017e funguje skv\u011ble do t\u00e9 doby, ne\u017e si za\u010dnu b\u00fdt p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 jist\u00e1 sama sebou a stoupnu moc na bok a basa se p\u0159evr\u00e1t\u00ed a zlom\u00edm si prost\u0159edn\u00ed\u010dek na lev\u00e9 noze.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Nebo se takhle sna\u017e\u00edm vyt\u00e1hnout karimatku a jsem tak na\u0161ponovan\u00e1, \u017ee by ze m\u011b m\u011bl radost nejeden u\u010ditel j\u00f3gy, kdy\u017e tu mi z jedn\u00e9 poli\u010dky spadne na hlavu \u017eehli\u010dka. Hezky \u0161pi\u010dkou doprost\u0159ed \u010dela. To v\u00e1s pak nut\u00ed zamyslet se nad dv\u011bmi v\u011bcmi:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">Je \u0161ance, \u017ee budete vypadat jako jednoro\u017eec?<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\">A nest\u00e1lo by za to n\u011bkdy v\u0161echno z gruntu uklidit?<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ke komo\u0159e u n\u00e1s v byt\u011b m\u00e1m zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed vztah. Na jednu stranu ji m\u00e1m r\u00e1da. Kam jinam bych dala r\u00fd\u017ei, olivy, prudu\u0161kov\u00e9 \u010daje, prk\u00fdnko na \u0161unku, p\u0159epravku na ko\u010dku, klad\u00edvko, h\u0159eb\u00edky, \u0161rouby a \u0161roubov\u00e1ky, karimatky, spac\u00e1ky, stan, e\u0161usy, se\u0161ity ze st\u0159edn\u00ed, krosnu, p\u011bt batoh\u016f, le\u0161t\u011bnku na gau\u010d, \u017eehlic\u00ed prkno, k\u00fdbl, ko\u0161t\u011b, mop, su\u0161\u00e1k na pr\u00e1dlo,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[325],"tags":[62,63,21,64],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-k-zamysleni","tag-komora","tag-neporadek","tag-uklid","tag-zamysleni"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":755,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}