{"id":74,"date":"2015-08-13T07:16:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-13T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/08\/13\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-cervenci\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:11:39","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:11:39","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-cervenci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/08\/13\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-cervenci\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v \u010dervenci"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/1365_portretni_fotograf_praha_fotka.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/1365_portretni_fotograf_praha_fotka.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"426\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<ol style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Kdy\u017e se va\u0161e nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed <b>kav\u00e1rna jmenuje Bar<\/b>, je\u0161t\u011b to nutn\u011b neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee jste alkoholik.<\/li>\n<li>Jak b\u00fdt rasov\u011b nekorektn\u00ed ve dvou v\u011bt\u00e1ch: Serv\u00edrka: &#8220;M\u00e1te rezervaci?&#8221; Kamar\u00e1dka: &#8220;Copak jsme n\u011bjak\u00fd indi\u00e1ni?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m v\u0161ichni okolo tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee ta plastov\u00e1 l\u017e\u00edce se nad ohn\u011bm roztav\u00ed, vyplat\u00ed se je poslouchat.<b> Fazole s PVC nejsou gastronomick\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek<\/b>, kter\u00fd bych cht\u011bla je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkdy opakovat.<\/li>\n<li>Kamar\u00e1dka: &#8220;To j\u00e1 ten sv\u016fj k\u00e1vovn\u00edk ani nezal\u00e9v\u00e1m a po\u0159\u00e1d \u017eije.&#8221; Jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtel: &#8220;Douf\u00e1m, \u017ee v\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee je UM\u011aL\u00dd?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Konec dohad\u016f s partnerem, jestli nech\u00e1v\u00e1 na z\u00e1chod\u011b zvednut\u00e9 prk\u00fdnko. Kupte takov\u00e9, kter\u00e9 se bude samo skl\u00e1p\u011bt. (To, \u017ee se skl\u00e1p\u00ed opravdu <i>po\u0159\u00e1d<\/i>, u\u017e nen\u00ed va\u0161e starost.)<\/li>\n<li>V Tescu maj\u00ed pon\u011bkud zvr\u00e1cen\u00fd smysl pro humor, kdy\u017e ve \u010dty\u0159iceti stup\u0148ov\u00fdch vedrech prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed <b>pistole na vrh\u00e1n\u00ed sn\u011bhov\u00fdch koul\u00ed<\/b>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e se va\u0161e nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed kav\u00e1rna jmenuje Bar, je\u0161t\u011b to nutn\u011b neznamen\u00e1, \u017ee jste alkoholik. Jak b\u00fdt rasov\u011b nekorektn\u00ed ve dvou v\u011bt\u00e1ch: Serv\u00edrka: &#8220;M\u00e1te rezervaci?&#8221; Kamar\u00e1dka: &#8220;Copak jsme n\u011bjak\u00fd indi\u00e1ni?&#8221; Kdy\u017e v\u00e1m v\u0161ichni okolo tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee ta plastov\u00e1 l\u017e\u00edce se nad ohn\u011bm roztav\u00ed, vyplat\u00ed se je poslouchat. Fazole s PVC nejsou gastronomick\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek, kter\u00fd bych cht\u011bla&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[19,95,96,97],"class_list":["post-74","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-indiani","tag-kavarna","tag-vedro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":806,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74\/revisions\/806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=74"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}