{"id":76,"date":"2015-07-13T10:51:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-13T10:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/07\/13\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-cervnu\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:12:45","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:12:45","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-v-cervnu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/07\/13\/co-jsem-se-naucila-v-cervnu\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila v \u010dervnu"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/03.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/03.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"422\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<ol style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Kdy\u017e usnete s desinfek\u010dn\u00edm m\u00fddlem nat\u0159en\u00fdm na k\u016f\u017ei, trochu ji to polept\u00e1.<b> A m\u00edt puch\u00fd\u0159e na u\u0161\u00edch nen\u00ed nic moc.<\/b><\/li>\n<li>V\u00fdhoda bokov\u00fdch silonek je v tom&#8230; Ne, fakt m\u011b nic nenapad\u00e1.<\/li>\n<li>N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed prost\u011b na v\u0161echno odpov\u011b\u010f. J\u00e1: &#8220;Co ty v\u00ed\u0161, co pro tebe vesm\u00edr chyst\u00e1.&#8221; Kamar\u00e1dka: &#8220;V\u00edm. Meteorit.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Ut\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ed probl\u00e9my nen\u00ed dosta\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed forma kardio cvi\u010den\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>R\u016fzn\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup k humoru. Kamar\u00e1d: &#8220;Moc r\u00e1d t\u011b rozesm\u00edv\u00e1m. Ale ne v\u017edy se mi to povede m\u00fdm d\u016fvtipem, tak ze sebe mus\u00edm d\u011blat debila.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>K\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00e1 terminologie d\u00e1v\u00e1 n\u011bkter\u00fdm lidem zabrat. Jak jinak by mohli \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee p\u0159i ob\u0159adech tam b\u011bh\u00e1 <b>pikol\u00edk s kadidlem<\/b>?<\/li>\n<li>M\u00edt vytr\u017een\u00fd kabel u sluch\u00e1tek m\u016f\u017ee m\u00edt i svoje v\u00fdhody. Nestane se nap\u0159\u00edklad, \u017ee by v\u00e1m n\u011bkdo vykradl kabelku, proto\u017ee p\u0159i sebemen\u0161\u00edm pohybu kabel\u016f to lev\u00e9 p\u0159estane hr\u00e1t.<\/li>\n<li>A hlavn\u011b &#8211; kolik piv se vejde do lednice, tolik jich tam je.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e usnete s desinfek\u010dn\u00edm m\u00fddlem nat\u0159en\u00fdm na k\u016f\u017ei, trochu ji to polept\u00e1. A m\u00edt puch\u00fd\u0159e na u\u0161\u00edch nen\u00ed nic moc. V\u00fdhoda bokov\u00fdch silonek je v tom&#8230; Ne, fakt m\u011b nic nenapad\u00e1. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed prost\u011b na v\u0161echno odpov\u011b\u010f. J\u00e1: &#8220;Co ty v\u00ed\u0161, co pro tebe vesm\u00edr chyst\u00e1.&#8221; Kamar\u00e1dka: &#8220;V\u00edm. Meteorit.&#8221; Ut\u00edk\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ed probl\u00e9my nen\u00ed dosta\u010duj\u00edc\u00ed&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[19,98,99,100],"class_list":["post-76","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-kardio","tag-pivo","tag-silonky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":814,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}