{"id":89,"date":"2015-01-10T10:45:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T10:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/10\/jak-jsem-se-ucila-prvni-pomoc\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:19:02","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:19:02","slug":"jak-jsem-se-ucila-prvni-pomoc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/10\/jak-jsem-se-ucila-prvni-pomoc\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem se u\u010dila prvn\u00ed pomoc"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Alegreya; font-size: inherit;\">Ned\u00e1vno mi p\u0159i k\u00e1v\u011b jedna kamar\u00e1dka s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, \u017ee v\u0161ichni podle n\u011bjak\u00e9 studie v hloubi du\u0161e cht\u011bj\u00ed za\u017e\u00edt<\/span><b style=\"font-family: Alegreya; font-size: inherit;\"> zombie apokalypsu<\/b><span style=\"font-family: Alegreya; font-size: inherit;\">. Chodba k jej\u00edmu bytu vypad\u00e1 jako vyst\u0159i\u017een\u00e1 z b\u00e9\u010dkov\u00e9ho zombie hororu, tak\u017ee ch\u00e1pu, pro\u010d ji studie natolik u\u010darovala. Ale s \u010dist\u00fdm sv\u011bdom\u00edm m\u016f\u017eu prohl\u00e1sit, \u017ee j\u00e1 osobn\u011b po ni\u010dem takov\u00e9m netou\u017e\u00edm ani trochu. Zast\u00e1v\u00e1m ale n\u00e1zor, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk m\u00e1 b\u00fdt p\u0159ipraven\u00fd na nejhor\u0161\u00ed a doufat v nejlep\u0161\u00ed, tak\u017ee jsem se ned\u00e1vno p\u0159ihl\u00e1sila na v\u00edkendov\u00fd kurz prvn\u00ed pomoci.<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p>Lektorka byla sympatick\u00e1 u\u017e od sam\u00e9ho za\u010d\u00e1tku, kdy n\u00e1s provedla obsahem kurzu pon\u011bkud sv\u00e9r\u00e1zn\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem: &#8220;Nejd\u0159\u00edv se budete dusit, pak si trochu pop\u00edch\u00e1me b\u0159icha, navod\u00edme infarkt a po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b se pop\u00e1l\u00edme. Tak\u017ee na dva dny m\u00e1me co d\u011blat.&#8221; Ve slovn\u00ed krasoj\u00edzd\u011b pokra\u010dovala prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm: &#8220;Ptejte se na cokoli a nebojte se, \u017ee budete m\u00edt blb\u00fd dotaz. <b>Minul\u00fd t\u00fdden jsem u\u010dila policajty.<\/b>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A tak jsme se do toho pustili a opakovali si, jak\u00e9 tlakov\u00e9 obvazy pou\u017e\u00edvat, jak nic nevytahovat z ran a jak d\u00e1vat spr\u00e1vnou mas\u00e1\u017e srdce po dechu lapaj\u00edc\u00edm Andul\u00e1m. U\u017e asi nikdy nevyma\u017eu z hlavy p\u00edsni\u010dku Staying Alive od Bee Gees, kter\u00e1 m\u00e1 dle anglick\u00e9ho Red Cross ide\u00e1ln\u00ed tempo pro resuscitaci. A p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 m\u011b od t\u00e9 doby podez\u00edraj\u00ed, \u017ee jsem <b>sponzorovan\u00e1 v\u00fdrobcem silikonov\u00fdch rukavic<\/b>, proto\u017ee ka\u017ed\u00e9mu cpu p\u00e1r do kabelky s t\u00edm, \u017ee nikdy nev\u00ed, kdy se jim bude hodit.<\/p>\n<p>Na z\u00e1v\u011br n\u00e1m lektorka namaskovala velice realisticky vypadaj\u00edc\u00ed zran\u011bn\u00ed, kter\u00e1 jsme si m\u011bli navz\u00e1jem o\u0161et\u0159ovat. Neznal\u00fd by mohl m\u00edt pocit, \u017ee spr\u00e1vn\u00fd postup u jak\u00e9hokoli r\u00e1ny je v\u0161echno pe\u010dliv\u011b nafotit, odeslat to na Facebook, pak dlouze konzultovat, co p\u00ed\u0161ou v p\u0159\u00edru\u010dce, a pak to n\u011bjak obv\u00e1zat, ale <b>hlavn\u011b abychom se moc neumazali<\/b>. Nadobro jsem si ujasnila, \u017ee s ust\u0159elen\u00fdm okem a pod\u0159ezan\u00fdmi \u017eilami bych nevypadala zrovna dvakr\u00e1t esteticky.<\/p>\n<p>Z kurzu jsem si odnesla asi metr dlouh\u00fd seznam v\u011bc\u00ed, kter\u00e9 mus\u00edm doplnit do dom\u00e1c\u00ed l\u00e9karni\u010dky, a\u00a0 ot\u00e1zku, pro\u010d se na \u0161kol\u00e1ch nev\u011bnuje v\u00edc \u010dasu v\u00fduce prvn\u00ed pomoci. <b>Nebylo by to u\u017eite\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e zpam\u011bti v\u011bd\u011bt, kdy na tr\u016fn usedl V\u00e1clav IV.?<\/b><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/div>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">.<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: justify;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t6w6CFcOwfo?rel=0\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ned\u00e1vno mi p\u0159i k\u00e1v\u011b jedna kamar\u00e1dka s v\u00e1\u017enou tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed vypr\u00e1v\u011bla, \u017ee v\u0161ichni podle n\u011bjak\u00e9 studie v hloubi du\u0161e cht\u011bj\u00ed za\u017e\u00edt zombie apokalypsu. Chodba k jej\u00edmu bytu vypad\u00e1 jako vyst\u0159i\u017een\u00e1 z b\u00e9\u010dkov\u00e9ho zombie hororu, tak\u017ee ch\u00e1pu, pro\u010d ji studie natolik u\u010darovala. Ale s \u010dist\u00fdm sv\u011bdom\u00edm m\u016f\u017eu prohl\u00e1sit, \u017ee j\u00e1 osobn\u011b po ni\u010dem takov\u00e9m netou\u017e\u00edm ani trochu. 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