{"id":90,"date":"2015-01-03T10:42:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T10:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/03\/co-jsem-se-naucila-o-silvestru\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:19:17","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:19:17","slug":"co-jsem-se-naucila-o-silvestru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2015\/01\/03\/co-jsem-se-naucila-o-silvestru\/","title":{"rendered":"Co jsem se nau\u010dila o Silvestru"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<ul style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<li>Kdy\u017e ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no nem\u016f\u017eete vyl\u00e9zt kopec pln\u00fd sn\u011bhu, proto\u017ee v\u00e1m klou\u017eou boty, v\u0161ichni v\u00e1s hned budou podez\u00edrat, \u017ee jste hrozn\u011b opil\u00ed.<\/li>\n<li>Nasednout po tm\u011b (<b>ne kv\u016fli alkoholu!<\/b>) na lopatu a sjet kopec, je docela n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9.<\/li>\n<li>Je moudr\u00e9 zkontrolovat kab\u00e1t, v n\u011bm\u017e jste bobovali, p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e jdete mezi lidmi. V\u010das si v\u0161imnete, \u017ee m\u00e1te cel\u00fd zadek od hl\u00edny, a kolem knofl\u00edk\u016f <b>namotan\u00e9 trsy tr\u00e1vy<\/b>.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e se n\u011bkdo opije a usne u\u017e v jeden\u00e1ct (!), v\u017edycky za to m\u016f\u017ee ta hromada cukrov\u00ed, kterou sn\u011bdl, a ne <b>p\u016fl lahve whisky<\/b>, j\u00ed\u017e do sebe naklopil b\u011bhem p\u0159edch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00ed hodiny.<\/li>\n<li>Kdy\u017e se ze Silvestra vr\u00e1t\u00edm s v\u00edc lahvemi alkoholu,ne\u017e s kolika jsem<br \/>\nodj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bla, nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jasn\u00e9, jestli je to d\u016fvod k radosti, nebo za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m st\u00e1rnout.<\/li>\n<li><b>Ryby neum\u00ed j\u00edst Kung-Pao<\/b>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Co za p\u0159elomov\u00e9 poznatky jste z\u00edskali vy b\u011bhem va\u0161ich um\u00edrn\u011bn\u00fdch, sofistikovan\u00fdch oslav p\u0159\u00edchodu nov\u00e9ho roku? <\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/DSC_0338-1024x576.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/DSC_0338-1024x576.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kdy\u017e ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no nem\u016f\u017eete vyl\u00e9zt kopec pln\u00fd sn\u011bhu, proto\u017ee v\u00e1m klou\u017eou boty, v\u0161ichni v\u00e1s hned budou podez\u00edrat, \u017ee jste hrozn\u011b opil\u00ed. Nasednout po tm\u011b (ne kv\u016fli alkoholu!) na lopatu a sjet kopec, je docela n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9. Je moudr\u00e9 zkontrolovat kab\u00e1t, v n\u011bm\u017e jste bobovali, p\u0159edt\u00edm, ne\u017e jdete mezi lidmi. V\u010das si v\u0161imnete, \u017ee m\u00e1te cel\u00fd&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[323],"tags":[84,19,139,140,141],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-alkohol","tag-co-jsem-se-naucila","tag-kung-pao","tag-novy-rok","tag-silvestr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":863,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions\/863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}