{"id":93,"date":"2014-11-10T13:04:00","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T13:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/jak-jsem-vyzvedavala-sestru\/"},"modified":"2019-09-25T11:20:06","modified_gmt":"2019-09-25T11:20:06","slug":"jak-jsem-vyzvedavala-sestru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/2014\/11\/10\/jak-jsem-vyzvedavala-sestru\/","title":{"rendered":"Jak jsem vyzved\u00e1vala sestru"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Na leti\u0161ti m\u00e1me s mamkou tolik \u010dasu, \u017ee si st\u00edh\u00e1me vyp\u00edt zatracen\u011b siln\u00e9 cappuccino, opakovan\u011b zaj\u00edt na z\u00e1chod, prohl\u00e9dnout v\u00fdstavu v p\u0159\u00edletov\u00e9 hale a probrat v\u0161e, co se ud\u00e1lo za posledn\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edc, kdy jsme se nevid\u011bly (s m\u00edrou podrobnost\u00ed, jak\u00e9 si sd\u011blujeme, v\u011bzte, \u017ee to byla opravdu dlouh\u00e1 doba).<\/div>\n
\nDeset minut p\u0159ed o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edletem se p\u0159esouv\u00e1me p\u0159ed sv\u011bteln\u00e9 tabule hl\u00e1saj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159\u00edlet jednotliv\u00fdch letadel. Prod\u00edr\u00e1me se skrz dav \u010dekaj\u00edc\u00ed na navr\u00e1tiv\u0161\u00ed se\u00a0 z Osla, Kuala Kumpur a Johannesburgu a\u017e \u00fapln\u011b dop\u0159edu, aby n\u00e1s sestra n\u00e1hodou nep\u0159ehl\u00e9dla. Opovr\u017eliv\u011b kouk\u00e1me na ty, kte\u0159\u00ed \u010dekaj\u00ed s mal\u00fdmi decentn\u00edmi cedulkami se jm\u00e9ny na nezn\u00e1m\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvy a s hrdost\u00ed vytahujeme pap\u00edr velikosti \u0161t\u011bd\u0159e pojat\u00e9ho reklamn\u00edho pouta\u010de. Americk\u00e1 vlajka, kter\u00e1 je na n\u011bm nakreslen\u00e1, se odr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed a\u017e na prot\u011bj\u0161\u00ed st\u011bn\u011b spolu s n\u00e1pisem: “Welcome, Ms Eva!”<\/div>\n
\nS potuteln\u00fdmi \u00fasm\u011bvy kolem n\u00e1s projde z\u00e1stup turist\u016f z Johannesburgu. Nedb\u00e1me jejich pok\u0159ikov\u00e1n\u00ed a vlajku dr\u017e\u00edme odv\u00e1\u017en\u011b d\u00e1l. Kdy\u017e uli\u010dkou protan\u010d\u00ed n\u011bkolik blon\u010f\u00e1k\u016f z Osla, sestry let u\u017e m\u00e1 b\u00fdt d\u00e1vno odbaven\u00fd a kufry p\u0159ed\u00e1ny majitel\u016fm. Ale ona st\u00e1le nikde. To se v\u010dera ve\u010der s opojnou Amerikou lou\u010dila tak vehementn\u011b, \u017ee dneska zapomn\u011bla nastoupit do letadla?<\/div>\n
\nP\u0159e\u0161lapujeme z m\u00edsta na m\u00edsto. \u010c\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b nedo\u010dkavost\u00ed. \u010c\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b t\u00edm, \u017ee u\u017e n\u00e1s z dr\u017een\u00ed v\u00edtac\u00edho pouta\u010de za\u010d\u00ednaj\u00ed obstojn\u011b bolet ruce.\u00a0 T\u0159eba se je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkde srdceryvn\u011b obj\u00edm\u00e1 s Georgem, kter\u00e9ho cestou potkala.<\/div>\n
\nDal\u0161\u00edch p\u011bt minut. Kolem n\u00e1s se vyst\u0159\u00eddal u\u017e n\u011bkolik\u00e1t\u00fd hlou\u010dek \u010dekatel\u016f. V tom se mamce rozhul\u00e1k\u00e1 mobil.
\n“Ahoj, kde jste?” sly\u0161\u00edm sestry hlas.
\n“\u010cek\u00e1me u t\u011bch cedul\u00ed,” odpov\u00edd\u00e1 mamka.
\n“J\u00e1 taky. Ale nevid\u00edm v\u00e1s tu.”
\n“To je divn\u00fd.”
\n“Nejste na \u0161patn\u00fdm termin\u00e1lu?”
\n“Ur\u010dit\u011b ne,” obdivuju mamku, jak je o tom sk\u00e1lopevn\u011b p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00e1.
\n“P\u0159ilet\u011bla jsem na jedni\u010dku.”
\n“Ah\u00e1,” odpov\u00edd\u00e1 mamka a o\u010di up\u00edr\u00e1 na obrovskou ceduli s n\u00e1pisem “Termin\u00e1l2”.
\n“Tak tam po\u010dkejte. P\u0159ijdu si v\u00e1s vyzvednout.”<\/div>\n
\u0158idi\u010d vedle n\u00e1s jen pobaven\u011b krout\u00ed hlavou. A tak \u010dek\u00e1me d\u00e1l. Hlavn\u011b, \u017ee jsme p\u0159ijely tak brzo, abychom se n\u00e1hodou neminuly.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Na leti\u0161ti m\u00e1me s mamkou tolik \u010dasu, \u017ee si st\u00edh\u00e1me vyp\u00edt zatracen\u011b siln\u00e9 cappuccino, opakovan\u011b zaj\u00edt na z\u00e1chod, prohl\u00e9dnout v\u00fdstavu v p\u0159\u00edletov\u00e9 hale a probrat v\u0161e, co se ud\u00e1lo za posledn\u00ed m\u011bs\u00edc, kdy jsme se nevid\u011bly (s m\u00edrou podrobnost\u00ed, jak\u00e9 si sd\u011blujeme, v\u011bzte, \u017ee to byla opravdu dlouh\u00e1 doba). Deset minut p\u0159ed o\u010dek\u00e1van\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edletem se…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[327],"tags":[150,151,26,152,153],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jak-jsem-si-uzivala","tag-amerika","tag-cekani","tag-jak-jsem","tag-letiste","tag-terminaly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":875,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/875"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.nevsedni-vsednosti.cz\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}